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drippin in swagoo
something or someone that is just so swaged out that their isn't any other way to explain their level of unrealness. Hence, drippin in swagoo.
drippin in swagoo by america online April 28, 2015
Swagonometry
Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.
Swagonometry by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019
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spagooterlia by bigboipistachio March 12, 2019
Swagonometry
To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.
Swagonometry by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015
Spagoodle legs
When your mistress legs become so weak that she can barely walk. The friction of getting a lot of dick gives one noodle legs.
Spagoodle legs by Missy365 January 18, 2017
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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