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swagoholic

an individual who is obsessed by all things that may relate to swag, such as: style, clothing, vocabulary, etc. Commonly refers to a person in a swagon, or swag bandwagon.

Such person can be identified with long Nike socks, cargo shorts or slim denims, Snapbacks, any sort of stylish watch, any shirt that usually relates to "Swag", "YOLO", or "YMCMB". They also tend to abuse the word "Swag" by overusing it in every sentence they say, post, or tweet.

An extreme swagoholic may tend to criticize others for their lack in swag. They also tend to think that nobody else has swag better than them.
Eddy: Dude, what's up with Victor? He randomly came up to me, looked at my new snapback and said if I needed any help he could help me out with my swag.

Joe: He's a swagoholic that's why. He thinks he knows swag, but he doesn't.

2.

Eddy: Dude, Victor is a complete dickhead. He came up to me and said I have no swag just because I'm wearing basketball shorts with a snapback. What the fuck?

Joe: He's a swagoholic, he just thinks he's got the most swag at this school, but on the real, he's a fuckin' dumbass.
swagoholic by Mr. Swaggerific August 1, 2012
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Swagoholic

Overflow With Swag
Addicted To Having Swag & Staying Fresh
Too Much Sauce

Always Clean, Never Dirty
I’m a swagoholic and I love it
Swagoholic by SwagGoat October 4, 2020

Swagonomics 

1. The utilization of confidence in stride and manner in specific application of general fundraising, cash-getting, green harvesting, skrilla producing, or otherwise dough generating pursuits.

2. The study of the effects of highly confident and otherwise swagger-emanating individuals on the job market and company profits.
A: Damn, who is that guy strutting into The French Laundry in a tailored Boss suit with a fat wad of cash?

B: Some call em corporate ho's, but I'm fenna study up on some of that swagonomics and get me some paper, son.

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A confident smile, steady and cool movement, and an ability to act like you belong in any environment are crucial to the production of revenue, according to the Professors of Swagonomics at Yale.
Swagonomics by Crunktaculous November 18, 2011

swagaholic 

man, soulja boy is such a swagaholic
swagaholic by Teezy F Baby 23 February 18, 2009

Shagaholic 

Sexual stakhanovist.

Alpha Male (or Hot Babe) obsessed with sex, unweary, always up to fuck, exploding bitch shield, who could get and please every targets.
- Dude, where's Roy ?
- Arf. Locked in your room with your mom and your sista..
- Fuckin' Shagaholic ..
Shagaholic by DarkRoy February 21, 2011

Swapaholic 

A person that loves to swap clothing and other items with friends. Someone that cares about keeping items in rotation and out of landfills.
Amy attends clothing swaps every month, she is a swapaholic.
Swapaholic by Punkystyle March 17, 2011

swagolicious 

a way of saying someone or something is so swag they are delicious with swag or swagolicious
girl: *sends photo of herself*

me: mamas you are swagolicious
swagolicious by harrysdeodorant February 17, 2021
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