Swagology

the study of looking fly and staying fresh. Often schooled by a Swagologist, keeping his students looking good and getting laid.

"dude, what do i gotta do to get girls to notice me?"

"yo brah, you best sign up for Swagology 101. Your swag needs some work.."

by Professor Fresh March 27, 2010

swagology

The study of a. loot, and b. and/or booty. (The booty referring to pirates' loot, not your rump).

My friend Bob Dylan is studying swagology at a 4-year university named PirateU: "The different types of swag are as varied and myriad as the pirates themselves."

by Kaikate (swagologists) May 10, 2006

tauro-scatology

This term is a synonym for bullshit.

Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007

Slapology

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"

1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology

by xPhoenix July 23, 2010

swagotology

(not to be confused with swagtology): a scientific discipline, a subbranch of sociology rather, dealing with concepts, from a sociological perspective, related to swag, YOLO, YODO, and other issues dealing with either swag or modern teenagers.

While swagtology is the vox populii and non scientific ( in this case i.e done by the popular masses, for popular masses) study of swag and other related concepts, swagotology, IMHO, should be either a separate social science discipline or a subbranch of sociology.

by Sexydimma August 20, 2013

bovine scatology

Another word for bullshit

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.

by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004

scatology

scatology is the study of shit. this ,of course, would include the smell,taste,and touch, of not only human, but animal shit as well.

hello, I am Joe and I am at freshman at Pinchaloaf University and my major is Scatology.

by baugh July 3, 2004