swagmeet

A gathering dedicated to the exchange of swag, where swag refers to Stuff/Shit We All Get, the free crap given out at tradeshows, conventions, etc.

If you have a discriminating eye, you can make a killing at the post-convention swagmeet.

by NateV August 10, 2007

Swapmeet Girl

A super fine ass girl you see at the swapmeet but sometimes never talk to.

Guy 1: Do you see that swapmeet girl?

Guy 2: Yeah DAMN!! Was she fine .

by Kid_Salami February 24, 2021

Swagmentum

{swag-MEN-tuhm} noun, plural Swagmenta {-tuh}, Swagmentums

1.
The procedure in which swagg (swagger) accumulates, usually resulting in high levels of freshness, being fly, confidence, style, and straight up awesomeness; gaining a more refined demeanor and courageousness as the day (or year) goes on.

Megan: Holy flip! Check out it out! Slate's getting his third number for the day!
Gina: What the whaaay!? Dude! Forreal?
Megan: He's been up for like 25 hours. His swagmentum's been runnin' strong past a day.
Gina: Shh-hh-hh-hh-ch-chh! 'Fhe goes cray-crayfish any harder we might lose him to the feel.

2.
Force or speed of any baller (usually lax); stimulus, as of a physical object, or course of cool shit.

Jeffrey gained swagmentum by releasing his own music and artwork, seeing the general public, and staying chill.

3.
The amount The Void places itself into your psyche.

Ethan: So yeah, I was sayin', drawing and art as a whole kind of allows a person to express themselves without using..conventional terms. The art and the message will always be the same. The artist knows this, I know this, you know this. You're smart, of course you know this. But what changes is time and what varies are the interpreters. The Beatles, for instance, weren't all that "huge" back in their day.. well, okay, they were, but look at them comparatively. Folks didn't know that John and them were starting a revolution. They were merely living in it. Now, half of them dead, they're selling just as much if not more of their work. Van Gogh hardly circulated a painting until after he died and his sister-in-law decided to help him out. Sheeze. This happens more than we all know. What I'm saying is, is that art doesn't merely capture expression, it captures an emotion in time. And what can possibly be cooler than that?
Gina: You're so cool. You're swagmentum's a 12.5 out of ten... Have me right here and now.

by refinedhippie July 10, 2012

Stanton swapmeet

When two human males have sexual relations by intertwining their legs and alternating their hands while masturbating each other

I went to go hang out with Brett but he kept trying to pull the old Stanton swapmeet on me. It was super awkward.

by CowDry December 21, 2016

Saskatchewan Swapmeet

one person defecates into another person's mouth, who then vomits back into the first person's anus.

Looks like you've been makin' trades at the old Saskatchewan Swapmeet again, Frank.

by rectacular March 25, 2008

swapmeet

A place for like-minded individuals to greet and meet. Establishing connections for great friendships, and possibly sexual encounters either on the spot or at later times.

-We gonna see you at the swapmeet this Saturday night?

-Oh yeah! My wife's been begging me to take her to one. I guess she wants to see what "The Lifestyle" is all about.

by Rygaris March 9, 2008