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A gathering dedicated to the exchange of swag, where swag refers to Stuff/Shit We All Get, the free crap given out at tradeshows, conventions, etc.
If you have a discriminating eye, you can make a killing at the post-convention swagmeet.
swagmeet by NateV August 10, 2007
Words you can keep

Swapmeet Girl

A super fine ass girl you see at the swapmeet but sometimes never talk to.
Guy 1: Do you see that swapmeet girl?

Guy 2: Yeah DAMN!! Was she fine .
Swapmeet Girl by Kid_Salami February 24, 2021

Swagmentum

{swag-MEN-tuhm} noun, plural Swagmenta {-tuh}, Swagmentums

1.
The procedure in which swagg (swagger) accumulates, usually resulting in high levels of freshness, being fly, confidence, style, and straight up awesomeness; gaining a more refined demeanor and courageousness as the day (or year) goes on.

Megan: Holy flip! Check out it out! Slate's getting his third number for the day!
Gina: What the whaaay!? Dude! Forreal?
Megan: He's been up for like 25 hours. His swagmentum's been runnin' strong past a day.
Gina: Shh-hh-hh-hh-ch-chh! 'Fhe goes cray-crayfish any harder we might lose him to the feel.

2.
Force or speed of any baller (usually lax); stimulus, as of a physical object, or course of cool shit.

Jeffrey gained swagmentum by releasing his own music and artwork, seeing the general public, and staying chill.

3.
The amount The Void places itself into your psyche.
Ethan: So yeah, I was sayin', drawing and art as a whole kind of allows a person to express themselves without using..conventional terms. The art and the message will always be the same. The artist knows this, I know this, you know this. You're smart, of course you know this. But what changes is time and what varies are the interpreters. The Beatles, for instance, weren't all that "huge" back in their day.. well, okay, they were, but look at them comparatively. Folks didn't know that John and them were starting a revolution. They were merely living in it. Now, half of them dead, they're selling just as much if not more of their work. Van Gogh hardly circulated a painting until after he died and his sister-in-law decided to help him out. Sheeze. This happens more than we all know. What I'm saying is, is that art doesn't merely capture expression, it captures an emotion in time. And what can possibly be cooler than that?
Gina: You're so cool. You're swagmentum's a 12.5 out of ten... Have me right here and now.
Swagmentum by refinedhippie July 10, 2012

Stanton swapmeet 

When two human males have sexual relations by intertwining their legs and alternating their hands while masturbating each other
I went to go hang out with Brett but he kept trying to pull the old Stanton swapmeet on me. It was super awkward.
Stanton swapmeet by CowDry December 21, 2016

Saskatchewan Swapmeet

one person defecates into another person's mouth, who then vomits back into the first person's anus.
Looks like you've been makin' trades at the old Saskatchewan Swapmeet again, Frank.

swapmeet 

A place for like-minded individuals to greet and meet. Establishing connections for great friendships, and possibly sexual encounters either on the spot or at later times.
-We gonna see you at the swapmeet this Saturday night?

-Oh yeah! My wife's been begging me to take her to one. I guess she wants to see what "The Lifestyle" is all about.
swapmeet by Rygaris March 9, 2008
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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