Swaggasm 

An overwhelming and euphoric sensation that one experiences when their swagg is turnt "on"

" Yo son i got up out tha shower and put my fresh gear on, i looked in tha mirror and gave myself a SWAGGASAM"

when I put the Ralph lauren polo under the John Wills hoodie with the macthing J. Crew linen shorts and Riviera top-siders... I had a fullbody swaggasm~

Swaggasm by trevg713 August 6, 2010

swaggasm 

An intense feeling achieved after seeing or thinking of an outfit that is swagged the fuck out or extremely stylish. Similar to an orgasm except all stimuli is visual.

1. Me: "So I looked into the mirror to swag check before the party and I immediately had a swaggasm."

2. Random chick 1: "Damn. He's so hot."

Random chick 2: "I know right, every time I see Chris I have a swaggasm.

3. One look at her and I had to check my boxers. Fortunately it was just a swaggasm.

swaggasm by chrispychris August 21, 2012

Swaggamentia 

The decomposition of your brain when you have so much swag that your brain deletes itself

You know Johnny?
The swagalious one?
Yeah, he’s so swagger that he’s got forgets everything!
Swaggamentia?
Yeah!

Swaggamentia by MF Girls April 20, 2021

Swaggasaurus Rex 

Tyrannosaurus Rex proportion level of swagger. Kingly swagger so abundant that it drips like Soul Glo.

Girl 1: Who's that?
Girl 2: Girl that's Will. He's such a swaggasaurus rex!

Swaggasaurus Rex by Freeloading Will August 9, 2009

Swaggamuffin 

Someone who wears the most hideous, trampiest clothes but still manages to pull off the look - like raggamuffin but with swag

Who wears ripped jeans and loafers together?
He does. It looks good on him though. What a swaggamuffin.

Swaggamuffin by TheSwaggermuffin November 26, 2010

swagasmic 

The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.

Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.

Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag

swagasmic by JimboWales January 6, 2012

Swagasm 

When your swag is so rediculously high, when people see you they pretty much cream their jeans out of a pure swagtastic experience.

dude i just walked by Megan" "So?" "She looked at me and had a swagasm right there" "That is soooo chill

Swagasm by Prendyy October 22, 2010