Swagasm
When your swag is so rediculously high, when people see you they pretty much cream their jeans out of a pure swagtastic experience.
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anarcho swagism
Anarcho swagism, similar to anarcho capitalism, is a new ideology based on anarchy and swag. If you have the urge to rebel against authorities while sporting some gucci flip flops, you might be an anarcho swagist.
Band kid#1: I can’t believe I missed the anarcho communist student meeting! REEEEEEE!
Band kid#2: Sorry, I prefer anarcho swagism
Band kid#1: What?
Band kid#2 proceeds to swag on Band kid#1
Band kid#2: Sorry, I prefer anarcho swagism
Band kid#1: What?
Band kid#2 proceeds to swag on Band kid#1
anarcho swagism by culturedTroglodyte September 19, 2020
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Swagamemnon
Commander of the Greeks during the Brojan War, used in modern English to identify an individual with mythological amounts of swagger
Swagamemnon by waveo June 15, 2011
swagasmic
The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
swagasmic by JimboWales January 6, 2012
Sagasm
When a new concept, series of concepts, or the ensuing discussion of said concepts is so stimulating to the mind that one experiences a climactic mental state akin to the physical state of the orgasm; a mental orgasm. The experience is named for Carl Sagan, as it is through watching or reading his works that this experience is most commonly achieved.
I never knew the universe was so huge. Earth is just, like, a mote of dust, illuminated in a beam of sunlight, floating in the great cosmic ocean. Ooooh, oh man, I think I'm having a Sagasm!
Oh man, so amazing. It okay if I just fall asleep?
Oh man, so amazing. It okay if I just fall asleep?
Sagasm by Harmonica John October 20, 2010
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