sussage

a freaky and creative way to call someone sus.

1-“dude stop being a sussage”
2- “you’re such a sussage!”

by cuocksucker December 2, 2024

suasage fest

When a bunch of dudes are hanging out and there's no chicks around.

Wow, this party is a complete suasage fest, get some chicks here quick.

by Ryan12345 May 26, 2006

Susage

Act of being hella sus

Leave and take your susage with you

by Haliboileau October 14, 2020

saussage fest

a large group consisting on of males needing female attention

"ere lads, this is a rite saussage fest"

by AT+AT January 16, 2009

suasage jockey

homosexual

Hes a suasage jockey of the worst order. He rides the pork sword in the back door derby most nights in just a pnk shirt.

by Tallboy61 March 5, 2009

susage

a massage that ends up with a blowjob

"Myrtle give me a susage now bitch.. theres a fiver in it for ye"

by Gerald Fawcett March 18, 2008

Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

by Beautyblood August 23, 2010