sussage 

a freaky and creative way to call someone sus.

1-“dude stop being a sussage”
2- “you’re such a sussage!”

sussage by cuocksucker December 2, 2024

suasage fest 

When a bunch of dudes are hanging out and there's no chicks around.

Wow, this party is a complete suasage fest, get some chicks here quick.

suasage fest by Ryan12345 May 26, 2006

Susage 

Act of being hella sus

Leave and take your susage with you

Susage by Haliboileau October 14, 2020

saussage fest

a large group consisting on of males needing female attention

"ere lads, this is a rite saussage fest"

saussage fest by AT+AT January 16, 2009

suasage jockey 

homosexual

Hes a suasage jockey of the worst order. He rides the pork sword in the back door derby most nights in just a pnk shirt.

suasage jockey by Tallboy61 March 5, 2009

susage 

a massage that ends up with a blowjob

"Myrtle give me a susage now bitch.. theres a fiver in it for ye"

susage by Gerald Fawcett March 18, 2008

Sassage Pants 

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

Sassage Pants by Beautyblood August 23, 2010