Definitions by Ryan12345

Navy SEALS 

American special forces. Highly skilled and dangerous. Took out Bin Laden. There's Americans who debate, oh holy shit the SEALs are the best in the world and then there's everyone else saying no, the SAS is. But seriously, who gives a shit both of them are pretty fucking elite and will kill you with their bare hands in 300 different ways.

Americans: HOLY SHIT THE NAVY SEALS ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD FUCK EVERYONE ELSE.
The rest of the world:You retarded Americans, the SAS will kick their asses any day.

Navy SEALS by ryan12345 March 19, 2013

dick credit card 

when your friend takes your credit card/debit card, puts down his pants, then, while browsing for zephyr items, you put it in your mouth, on purpose or by mistake

galen i didnt know that was a dick credit card when i put in my mouth

dick credit card by Ryan12345 May 26, 2006

suasage fest 

When a bunch of dudes are hanging out and there's no chicks around.

Wow, this party is a complete suasage fest, get some chicks here quick.

suasage fest by Ryan12345 May 26, 2006