surprise!

an exclamation used in the game Mario Kart 64; best used when imitating Wario/Mrs. Hasz (typical mom)' voice

Surprise!!! I surprised you by hiding behind that corner in that building in that arena in that multiplayer mode in that Mario Kart 64.

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

surprise, surprise

Used sarcastically to imply that somebody's or something's action was beforehand expected.

Surprise, Surprise: Bush Lied
By Robert Parry

by Buqa July 11, 2008

Surprised

The feeling you get when seeing what kind of things are allowed on urban dictionary.

I am surprised

by D-Monkey March 04, 2018

Surprise

When you unexpectedly insert your cock into a girls mouth while she is yawning.

While walking down the dorm hall, I gave Sarah a surprise.

by Bang Anus June 27, 2004

Surprised

That feeling you rarely get after the first time you actually enjoyed someone's company on a nice first night....

Like wow he's not an asshole who is trying to fk me. Surprised...

by A beautiful disaster June 29, 2013

surprise

A fart with a lump in it.

Billy thought he'd prank his sleeping sister by farting in her face,but he got a surprise in his shorts instead!

by dasanudas August 05, 2009

surprise

A verb commonly used to describe the action of thrusting ones self against another without their knowledge.
This will often be the only action a ranga will ever get.

its not rape if you say surprise!!

by Kristen01 July 21, 2008