surprise!

an exclamation used in the game Mario Kart 64; best used when imitating Wario/Mrs. Hasz (typical mom)' voice

Surprise!!! I surprised you by hiding behind that corner in that building in that arena in that multiplayer mode in that Mario Kart 64.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Surprise

When you unexpectedly insert your cock into a girls mouth while she is yawning.

While walking down the dorm hall, I gave Sarah a surprise.

by Bang Anus June 26, 2004

surprise

A fart with a lump in it.

Billy thought he'd prank his sleeping sister by farting in her face,but he got a surprise in his shorts instead!

by dasanudas August 5, 2009

surprise

A verb commonly used to describe the action of thrusting ones self against another without their knowledge.
This will often be the only action a ranga will ever get.

its not rape if you say surprise!!

by Kristen01 August 17, 2008

surprise

The moment when you realize that what you're looking at isn't a vagina, but rather a penis.

I went back to her place, hoping that there was no surprise involved.

by drzimo January 13, 2010

Surprise

When a girl takes a shot in the face unexpectedly while giving oral pleasure.

Koos: Oh man... I accidentally gave Leslie a surprise in the eye.

by Fuzz February 4, 2004

Surprise

Sister city located about 20 miles n/w of Phoenix

You live in Surprise? Is that a city? or a joke?

by Kevin Beasley December 19, 2007