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surprise!

an exclamation used in the game Mario Kart 64; best used when imitating Wario/Mrs. Hasz (typical mom)' voice
Surprise!!! I surprised you by hiding behind that corner in that building in that arena in that multiplayer mode in that Mario Kart 64.
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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When you unexpectedly insert your cock into a girls mouth while she is yawning.
While walking down the dorm hall, I gave Sarah a surprise.
by Bang Anus June 26, 2004
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surprise

A fart with a lump in it.
Billy thought he'd prank his sleeping sister by farting in her face,but he got a surprise in his shorts instead!
by dasanudas August 5, 2009
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A verb commonly used to describe the action of thrusting ones self against another without their knowledge.
This will often be the only action a ranga will ever get.
its not rape if you say surprise!!
by Kristen01 August 17, 2008
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The moment when you realize that what you're looking at isn't a vagina, but rather a penis.
I went back to her place, hoping that there was no surprise involved.
by drzimo January 13, 2010
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When a girl takes a shot in the face unexpectedly while giving oral pleasure.
Koos: Oh man... I accidentally gave Leslie a surprise in the eye.
by Fuzz February 4, 2004
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Sister city located about 20 miles n/w of Phoenix
You live in Surprise? Is that a city? or a joke?
by Kevin Beasley December 19, 2007
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