surpricey! 

Surprisingly pricey

The potatoes are surpricey!!

surpricey! by lil@arch November 25, 2023

Surpricey

Surprisingly pricey

Green grapes are surpricey

Surpricey by lil@arch November 23, 2023

Surpricey

Surprisingly pricey

Green grapes are surpricey.

Surpricey by lil@arch November 23, 2023

surpricey

Surprisingly pricey

The tomatoes are sorta surpricey

surpricey by lil@arch November 24, 2023

Ganges Surprise 

The act of ejaculating into one's palm and slapping someone.

Fred: What's happening dude?
Bob: Ganges surprise!!
Fred: What the heck is that??
Bob: My sperm. Duh.

Ganges Surprise by SkittleLicker April 29, 2011

Double-wide Surprise 

An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.

Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.

Double-wide Surprise by Master chunks February 2, 2020

Whoopty Surprise 

When a woman gives you a blowjob, pauses to give you a handjob, and you ejaculate on her face with no prior warning.

“John: yeah man, Sally was going down on me, and just when she stopped and started jerking me off, boom, whoopty surprise.

Jack: dude, that’s gross.”

Whoopty Surprise by Scorpion2458 August 28, 2018