surgerize

To perform surgery. Verb.

When her knees repeatedly buckled, she was surgerized.

by Surgerize May 4, 2018

Surfertized

A coastal appearance achieved by a combination of salt water, sand and sun.

Looks like you haven't been to the beach lately, you need to get surfertized.

by Toichy September 17, 2012

warm brownie surprize

While having anal sex you suddenly pop both your balls in her ass and bust a nut.

(ME) That bitch is so fine i would definitely put my balls in her ass!

(YOU) Give her a warm brownie surprize.

by Wild Turkey 101 October 26, 2007

Surgerized

The act of having had surgery.

When my tonsils were infected, I got them surgerized.

by Jeremy D. Taylor December 30, 2008

Surprize

Something unexpected usually a gift.

JC: Edwin did she Box Your Nob
Ed: Yeah she totally did, I was sitting there at the beach and she came up to me went "Surprize" and totally boxed my nob.
JC: Damn man that's awesome, Jasmine never gave me no surprise, I had to ask in the cinema to get my nob boxed.

by Jezuz Cat January 6, 2009

surgerape

Having a surgical procedure done on oneself without given permission; can be any kind of procedure including medical and plastic.

Kelly woke up that morning and noticed that her chest was heavier than she remembered. She realized she had been a victim of plastic surgerape.

by Evan Davis March 27, 2008

burgerize

A violent criminal act that entails turning someone, usually an enemy, into a "chopped" and unrecognizable non-human state that highly resembles ground meat, or a hamburger. This can be accomplished via chainsaw, rocket launcher (e.g. DOOM), meat grinder (e.g You Can't Do That on Television), or placement of said enemy in the compactor of a large sanitation department vehicle.

Mainly used, however, as a description of how badly you are going to fuck someone up, usually in a preliminarily threatening way.

"If you burglerize, prepare to be burgerized"

by BK Dymacel March 21, 2007