surgation

An erect penis (an erection)

Did you see his surgation after he watched that porn?

by Saraie1317 April 22, 2009

med-sturbation

Masturbating to relieve a physical ailment.

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.

by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009

e-sturbation

1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.

2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.

1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)

2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!

by Mark H August 25, 2004

Cry-sturbation

A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.

Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!

After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.

by Florida Dwarf Killer March 4, 2011

men-struation

When a girl jacks a guy off so hard that he cums blood.

As Maggie was stroking Mat's penis she jumped up in horror once she witnessed his men-struation all over her hand.

by devilishlycute22 April 9, 2009

glacial striations

Marks that appear from rug burns or clothing burns after dry humping or grinding.

After 2 hours of dry humping him I had all these glacial striations.

by Kryptonite26 November 13, 2009

surgeration

Surgeration is when someone or something is put under for a magical and life changing procedure. During this procedure one has surgery and an operation. Other known as a surgeration.

In ancient times Egyptian doctors healed unicorns by performing surgeration.

by Truewordfacts March 11, 2015