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superbowl 69
To live Superbowl 69, you need sit on the toilet and sixty-nine your partner. You can release feces and urine at any moment during this process. As you give and receive oral, you lift your legs and dunk your partners head in and out of the excrement-filled toilet water. Once orgasm is achieved, you squat and leave their head in the toilet water as you flush the toilet.
superbowl 69 by soursabbath December 7, 2019
polaskin superballs
A very large pair of balls, like what you would see on a large animal, such as a lion or a grizzly bear.
Did you see the polaskin superballs on that guy? It looked like he was smuggling baseballs in his pants!
polaskin superballs by bodomchild August 14, 2010
taking the browns to the superbowl
to defecate
taking the browns to the superbowl by drew November 25, 2003
Superbowl Shit
the shit you take after eating wings, ribs, beer, cheesecake, chips, etc.. from superbowl night. after a few days, you have a big greasy floater lookin back at you. Usually with a bit of a curl. This stinker may require 2 flushes to fully dispose of.
**beware** can leave a public washroom inoperative for days
**beware** can leave a public washroom inoperative for days
Whoa mang you shoulda saw that superbowl shit I left in the school urinal...all the stalls where occupied by other superbowl shitters
Superbowl Shit by NIGNAG_de_Freddé February 25, 2011
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.
also nice dick bro
also nice dick bro
it wont
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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