suntaining

To maintain one's suntan.

I'm heading to the beach for some suntaining.

You're so brown, have you been suntaining?

by Marohn Livatsalley December 27, 2010

Staining the Porcelain

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

Shtaining

When your tired and stoned and suddenly feel too fucked to do anything else so you sleep or when your to busy to game.

Also a one word question.

“I’m shtaining boys, getting head down”

“Shtaining time lads, going bed”

Tony: “shtaining?”
Joe: “Yeah mate, might be on later tho”

by JoseppiH March 30, 2020

staining porcelain

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

by mormdavid April 24, 2009

self-sustaining spam

A type of spam which orders it's readers to spread it around. Commonly found in youtube, stupid kids actually obey what it tells them to do, thus resulting in more spam.

*You will die in 10 days if you do not copy and paste this on 30 other videos by then.

*Copy and paste this if self-sustaining spam was a waste of your time.

by Nino E July 3, 2008

social shit-staining

A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.

It's really frustrating to have to line up to enter a shop because of social shit-staining!

by PearcyM8 July 22, 2020

Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.

Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...

by opiuyt April 27, 2011