The person driving the Subaru in front of you, most typically found in and around Boulder Colorado, carefully monitoring their speed to be driving 10 mph less than the posted speed limit such that the faux golden retriever mutt that they picked up at the Humane Society doesn’t get car sick after its recent canine acupuncture treatment. A Subahole} can also be found parked indefinitely at stoplights because of their inability to move their [foot from the brake petal to the accelerator before the light turns red again; caused by the confusion of the incoherent rhythms of the Phish song playing on their car stereo. This phenomenon has resulted in the common bumper sticker: “Boulder, Colorado: An Asshole Who Can’t Drive in Every Subaru”.
We will never get there on time, there are just too many Subaholes on the roadtoday.
People always asking me what I got on they be like “hey Brandon what you got on?” Don’t worry about it sweetheart .... Dis dat splah, Dis dat splah right there
a silah is an amazing weapon in any circumstance. if you're looking for someone to talk to or someone to rely on or something to fall back on a silah is always there. not only are silahs amazing, but they are also precious. if you happen to know a silah, hold that silah close to your heart.
John: "Have you seen how amazing she is!!!??"
Kane: "Must be a silah"
Sulphagne is produced by mixing iron rich champagne with a small quantity of sulphur. The proper ratio for the reaction is 17 bottlesworth of champagne to 1 heaping teaspoon of sulphur. It should be noted to get better quality champagne because there is no hiding quality. Once ingested it has the peculiar effect of producing vaporizing lasers from the eyes of a subject when he/she focuses on any object. This is commonly observed in the waste disposal industry as the most simple way of dealing with waste.
After a largebeaker of sulphagne was ingested the subject was asked to focus on the test tube. It quickly disappeared.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.