suigi
A demigod who takes the form of a plumber wearing silver overalls, and exists in the universe of Wario Comix. Also a foreign-language pr0n site.
suigi by Gabe Lerman October 3, 2003
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suigi problem
A term used within the Super Mario 64 speedrunning community to describe the unprecedented and destabilizing dominance of the runner Suigi, who has simultaneously held all five major category world records — 0-Star, 1-Star, 16-Star, 70-Star, and 120-Star. The Suigi Problem represents a rare convergence of peak performance across all facets of the game, prompting existential concerns about the state of competition.
suigi problem by joeyishna October 3, 2025
the suigi problem
A phenomenon in the Super Mario 64 speedrunning scene in which the runner Suigi holds all major world records across the five core categories — 0-Star, 1-Star, 16-Star, 70-Star, and 120-Star — raising concerns about competitive stagnation and the sustainability of the game’s speedrun meta.
Speedrunning communities often rely on rivalry, specialization, and the ever-present possibility of an upset to remain vibrant. The Suigi Problem disrupts this balance. Suigi’s total dominance across every major category breaks from the long-standing tradition where different runners excel in different niches — some mastering the glitch-heavy short categories, others grinding the endurance-based long runs.
By conquering every category, Suigi not only redefined what individual mastery looks like, but also inadvertently diminished the competitive drive for others. With no world records left to chase, top runners face a choice: try to dethrone a near-flawless reign, or move on. As a result, the Suigi Problem has come to symbolize a paradox in speedrunning — where perfection, once achieved, may end the very competition that created it.
Speedrunning communities often rely on rivalry, specialization, and the ever-present possibility of an upset to remain vibrant. The Suigi Problem disrupts this balance. Suigi’s total dominance across every major category breaks from the long-standing tradition where different runners excel in different niches — some mastering the glitch-heavy short categories, others grinding the endurance-based long runs.
By conquering every category, Suigi not only redefined what individual mastery looks like, but also inadvertently diminished the competitive drive for others. With no world records left to chase, top runners face a choice: try to dethrone a near-flawless reign, or move on. As a result, the Suigi Problem has come to symbolize a paradox in speedrunning — where perfection, once achieved, may end the very competition that created it.
“This isn’t just a sweep — it’s the Suigi Problem. There’s nothing left to beat.”
“Unless GTM can do it, SM64 might need a whole new meta to survive the Suigi Problem.”
“Unless GTM can do it, SM64 might need a whole new meta to survive the Suigi Problem.”
the suigi problem by joeyishna October 3, 2025
suicide voter
Someone who because they are naïve or just plain ignorant consistently votes against their own self-interests
Joe is a suicide voter he used to have a good job at a factory with a strong union that provided excellent pay and benefits, but he voted for an anti-union governor who busted up the union, resulting in a huge drop in pay, then he voted for a "free trade" Congressman who wants to move all factories to China. Now unemployed and receiving healthcare through the state exchanges created under the Affordable Care Act he plans to vote for a president who wants to take away his healthcare.
suicide voter by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015
Suicide Jerk
When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
Suicide Jerk by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010
Secondhand Suicide
When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide
You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.
I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.
You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.
I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.
Secondhand Suicide by Your local tsundere May 4, 2021