suhartono

Utterly single, now and forever

Such an asshole, no wonder you’re a suhartono

by Anlfstr August 27, 2022

Shartoning

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

Shartology

The detailed study of sharts (shit farts) and their effects on not only the human body, but organisms in general.

Greetings, fellow peer. What would you like to pursue in the future?

Salutations, I was pondering the idea of pursuing shartology.

by Word master 123456789109876543 November 25, 2021

sharbono

A large human being that could be mistaken for sasquatch. Usually over 6'4" with an intimidating posture and large beard.

While walking through the woods in Montana a large pantless sharbono jumped out from behind a tree, shook his weiner and ran off into the weeds.

by 1m2 July 5, 2018

Brewing a Shartonnay

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.

Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Sharptonoid

A person who, regardless of race, stays in the public eye, primarily through the mainstream media, to profit from prejudice, racism, and / or stereotypes.

You See the Sharptonoids down in Ferguson causing trouble again!

by V33M0N January 20, 2015

shartoop

its a way of telling how cute some1 or something is

that dog is sooo shartoop or shartooping

by boo jasim February 17, 2021