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Shartonnay 

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A derivative of the term "shart", which is the combination of a fart and diarrhea that occurs simultaneously. To make Shartonnay, you must shart into someone's drink, preferably Chardonnay, thus creating "Shartonnay".
My friend was drinking a glass of Chardonnay and when he went to the bathroom, I sharted in his drink. When he returned, it was Shartonnay.
Shartonnay by shartmaster1 July 27, 2013
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Brewing a Shartonnay 

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The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.
Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

Sharonna 

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Strong, independent one, Loves hard gives with no hesitation and will not take shit A lover but will kill to defend what is loved
Sharonna raised 3 kids on her own without her family help
Sharonna by Red_light_special June 18, 2018

shardonnay 

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That clear; crystal methamphetamine. A hard drug. The most prevalent form of meth available today, usually made via LiAlH4-NH3 reduction. A big problem in mot of the U.S. Kids, don't use.
Some of that shit, Isaac, some of that Shardonnay
shardonnay by Big Stu Dogg July 14, 2006

SHARDONNAE 

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She is really cute and pretty shy and pretty antisocial at times but she also crazy so beware
Shardonnaeeeeeee
SHARDONNAE by HEyoooooo2 April 30, 2019

Shardonnay 

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A derivative of shard, shardonnay describes the result of sharding at a formal and inopportune moment.
Priest: "Do you Jeff take Allison to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Jeff: "I do"
Priest: "And do you Allison take Jeff to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Allison: "I..." *Pffffrrrt*
Best Man: "Lets raise our glasses for a shardonnay toast to the bride, and the poor dry cleaner who's gonna have to try to clean that mess off the back of a white wedding dress."
Shardonnay by Professor Shit Nibbler September 11, 2011

Shardonnay 

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Slang used to avoid saying meth amphetamine around an unsuspecting public.
It refers to meth appearing to be SHARDS of broken glass.
Pronounced as" Chardonnay " the soccer mom energy drink.
Tweeker 1: Where can we get some Shardonnay? I think I got $30, plus we can click some stolen camping gear.

Tweeter Too: I can get an 8 ball over by AmPm for $40, I'll cover the $10 because I'm tired of watching u steal ur mom's stuff for dope.
Tweeter 1: Technically I peeled ur storage for the camping gear, so it's not stealing .

Tweeter too: the contrary, arctually being the truth...
Shardonnay by GeniusJunior October 9, 2022
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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