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Hookup suggest day 

The 7th of February, when you suggest to your friends to hook up with each other. A week before Valentine's.
It was hookup suggest day, and Jane's friend suggested to John that he hook up with Jane.

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.
<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

Might I suggest that you die 

So please crawl into a pit, roll over and stop breathing.

I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu 

I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu
I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu

Geneva Suggestion 

Often used when someone is going to break laws established by Geneva Convention
Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion!

Suggestion Surfing 

Also known as suggestion loop:
When one types in random letters, words and/or phrases into the Google search bar just to see what Google's suggestions are. Although it may provide many laughs its side effects are dangerous as this may lead to a lack of productivity and in some rare but serious cases a major loss of time.

Very similar to a youtube loop.
Ronnie: I went to search how to change a light bulb... six hours later I was looking at how to change a light ballast
Pauly: Wtf is a light ballast???
Ronnie: I dunno but I still don't know how to change the light bulb in my tanning bed
Mike: Oh no, we have a situation!
Snooki: Waaaaahhhh
Vinny: Looks like you were suggestion surfing......
Suggestion Surfing by gingyman November 16, 2010