suffact

Suffocation at the surface of Being...resulting from the enormity of information accessed via connection to the Library of Consciousness. An unpleasant part of the transformation to Awareness. The downside is losing touch with Essential Self...

Query suffacted...overwhelmed by knowledge, he became lost. Subsequently labeled insane...

by Harmonic Convergence May 31, 2023

suffacumation

when a girl gives you head, then you jiz on her upper lip, right below her nose. Then you cover her mouth, and in need of air, she sucks all the jiz up her nose.

This girl was sucking my cock, and started to get a little teethy, so i performed a lethal suffacumation.

by Brian Eager Landols December 13, 2007

suffacock

When a male suffacates a person with his penis. The penis is shoved into the throat beyond the point of gagging and actually blocks the airway.

My old lady was really pissing me off with her bitching so I suffacocked her!

by XXXR8Mike July 5, 2009

surfactant

n- a molecule containing both hydrophilic (water loving, polar) and hydrophobic (water hating, nonpolar) parts, thus enabling the mixture of two generally imiscible (noncompatable) solvents such as oil and water.

soap, dish detergent, and molecules such as oleic acid and sodium dodecylsulfate (SDS) are all surfactants.

by Skippy McJimmers April 5, 2006

sufface

To follow up a verbal message with a statement of further clarity to ensure that the message's receiver understands the sender's true intenion. A sufface is normally the sign of a sender being insecure, paranoid, neurotic, obsessive-compulsive, and/or frightened to death of offending someone. An antonym to preface.

As a sufface to our conversation last night where I told you your chocolate chip cookies were the best in town, please understand that I meant any town - not just the town in which we live.

by kpvs311 April 29, 2011

Surfactual

(adj. Etym.: from surface + factual) A fact that seems credible on the surface, but which upon a more thorough inspection reveal itself to be either

(a) an intentional misrepresentation of the truth as it is known, but not an outright lie; often used to present s.thing in a more positive light;

(b) a 'cheap' fact, that is to say, common sense dressed in jargon;

or

(c) a fact without references.

(a) At the manufacturing facility, the group of Japanese businessmen were presented with surfactual evidence of the efficiency at the plant, so as to augment and aid the CEO's persuasive, ceaseless sweet-talking. "We've got them now," he though to himself, and could hardly mask his glee.

(b) The client slapped the papers hard down on the table, all the while transfixing them with that terrible gaze. "No f***ing way I'm paying for this report! It's a poor derivative of a Wikipedia article - I've had it checked, you know! This, peppered with surfactual tidbits even a breastfeeding child knows to be mere fancy!"

(c) It's a well-known fact that Toxiplasma Gondii resides in the brains of between a quarter of and a half of the world's population.

by Jonas Laberg October 3, 2007

Suffacocking

To suffocate someone else by shoving your penis down their throat.

"Get your dick out of my throat! Your suffacocking me!"

Girl 1: "Hey you look blue what's up?"
Girl 2: "My boyfriend suffacocked me"

by AlexTheSuffacocker November 16, 2013