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Subfactual

(Adj) to be fiction rooted in fact.
Todays broadcast was subfactual in nature
by Cryptosmith November 20, 2022
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Surfactual

(adj. Etym.: from surface + factual) A fact that seems credible on the surface, but which upon a more thorough inspection reveal itself to be either

(a) an intentional misrepresentation of the truth as it is known, but not an outright lie; often used to present s.thing in a more positive light;

(b) a 'cheap' fact, that is to say, common sense dressed in jargon;

or

(c) a fact without references.
(a) At the manufacturing facility, the group of Japanese businessmen were presented with surfactual evidence of the efficiency at the plant, so as to augment and aid the CEO's persuasive, ceaseless sweet-talking. "We've got them now," he though to himself, and could hardly mask his glee.

(b) The client slapped the papers hard down on the table, all the while transfixing them with that terrible gaze. "No f***ing way I'm paying for this report! It's a poor derivative of a Wikipedia article - I've had it checked, you know! This, peppered with surfactual tidbits even a breastfeeding child knows to be mere fancy!"

(c) It's a well-known fact that Toxiplasma Gondii resides in the brains of between a quarter of and a half of the world's population.
by Jonas Laberg October 3, 2007
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subjectual

When one finds the subjective sexual; often found at Victorian conferences.
That girl over there is subjectual!
by Lmgvic August 24, 2017
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Surfacetually

When you are in serious discussion and want to say on the surface but you don't have the time for that because it's an intense conversation. You have to be a vegan who owns at least 2 vegan tees to say it
Adhi is surfacetually funny
by Local Marai March 7, 2019
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Sabactualize

When you're sabotaging yourself and actualizing your potential at the same time.
Doing a pile of drugs to invent a cure for cancer is one way to sabactualize yourself
by GreatWriter6969 May 2, 2024
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