Suffacat 

"Suffacat" is when you suffocate someone using a cat. It doesn't matter what breed of cat, as long as the suffocation is done using a cat. Suffocating someone with a half bred such as a cat crossed with a dog, does not count. Only cats may be used for the suffocating.

"GOGO: Im gunna suffacat you!"

Literal Translation: "I am going to suffocate you with a cat!"

Suffacat by Emily/Gena June 24, 2008

mammary suffocation 

Covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat-ass male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in Asphyxiation.

A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.

In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.

See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock

Jim: "Bro, Helga has such a big rack. I could motorboat those all day everyday."

Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."

Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."

mammary suffocation by Ike21 April 27, 2014

Suffocated Hot Dog 

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.

I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.

Suffocated Hot Dog by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011

suffocat 

The smothering or suffocation of a cat or small animal underneath the Panniculus of an obese person. This typically occurs when the shifting of subcutaneous fat in the lower abdominal area, traps the cat, unbeknownst to the obese person due to improper vasculation of the fatty tissue and lack of tactile sensation. The results of suffocat may go unnoticed for weeks, causing an odor due to rot and decay.

A 700 lb. woman goes into the emergency room, complaining of a horrible odor coming from her body. Upon examination, the medical staff find a suffocat, underneath her Pannus.

Also used for insurance billing purposes of described condition.

suffocat by coolascaliban July 12, 2011

suffocation

1. An underated veteran death metal band from New York formed in the late 80's. They make techincal and brutal, with elements of grindcore, and speed metal fathering a new subgenre.

2. The best death metal band ever.

Suffocation released Effigy of the Forgotten in 1991.

suffocation by vilescamp March 16, 2004

suffocation

An underrated band that combines elements of death and grind, yielding a genre called 'brutal death metal.' You may be able to tell by the genre name, but if you listen to their shit, it's pretty fucking heavy. Another example of why Relapse is one of the best damn labels the metal genre has ever seen. (See also Nile, Mastodon, Nasum and Pig Destroyer)

I was going to listen to Suffocation tonight, but I realized I was wearing new pants, and I didn't want to shit in them like I usually do when I listen to said band.

suffocation by hermanator05 January 7, 2005

suffocate 

1. The lack of oxygen to the human body eventually causing death if no oxygen is given.
2. A song by groups like Finger Eleven and Cold.

1. The murderer used a plastic bag to suffocate his victim.
2. "Talk to me, can you listen to me now? Do you understand? Can you identify?" -Finger Eleven

suffocate by The Metal Mallet October 7, 2004