suckums

titties, boobs, knockers, etc.

i need to lick on that bitches suckums

by perkilator April 19, 2005

Suckument

A poorly written or defined business document

Who the hell wrote this suckument??

by ibchupacabra October 28, 2011

suckumentary

A film (documentary)about people who suck. Like a movie, except boring.

"I think I'm gonna create my own genre- the Suckumentary." -Tibby Rollins The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pant

by sammy bammers June 12, 2005

suckusin

The act of getting sucked in to a TV show you didn't intend to watch.

I was flippin' through the channels and I hit some stupid infomercial and I totally got suckusin.

by Rob Twohy April 5, 2008

Suckumental

1) A monumental amount of suckage.
2) To suck monumentally.
3) Items used in ceremony of suck. i.e. Suckumental wine
4) overwhelmingly sucky

This job is suckumental.

I have had a suckumental day.

Suckumental Wine

to a poor tipper, this was a suckumental showing of gratuity.

by mastercommie December 9, 2011

suckus

Abbreviation of "sucks ass." When something really, really bites.

Person 1: I just got in a car accident.
Person 2: That suckus!

by S2000 November 20, 2001

Suckumentary incum

Income derived from having a webcam site. Can be for both women and men ☺️

I work in a nail salon as my main job but I make good. Suckumentary incum as a webcam girl . I file a 1099 as an independent cuntractor plus I can claim my bedroom as office space and write off my sex toys as tools of the trade. So far I haven't been fingered by anyone but myself!

by 4realazitgits April 26, 2021