suckusoff

A homoerotic phrase uttered between jocks in a mock tone.... with sexual undertones.
They only ever speak this plea to fellow jocks.
Possibly in the locker room.
Go figure.

Tony: Suckusoff (grabbing his crotch)
Phil: You know if I could find it, I would.

by gyms December 28, 2007

super skeet shoot suckoff

A true test of endurance. super skeet shoot suckoff requires contestants to skeet on as many random objects as they can over the course of an evening.

will you be attending the super skeet shoot suckoff?

by leemoney January 12, 2008

Suckoff

A person who often sucks up to people in such a convincing fashion that he often convinces them that he is actually sincere with his flattery, so much so that the suckee metaphorically creams in his mouth. Like a suck up, but worse.

That suckoff is always raising his hand in class; why doesn't the teacher see right through him?

by Washington Irving X February 28, 2011

suckemoff

The act of placing not just one, but both testicles in your mouth. Also a substitute for goodbye, or as a general insult.

Hey kook, suckemoff!

Hey there pal, won't ya suckemoff?

Suckemoff!

by Fred Steplin November 23, 2010

morning suckoff

The act of which a person's penis is sucked off in the morning.

When he got out of bed, Jim was wandering around the house in the hopes that his wife would give him a morning suckoff.

by thewildone June 28, 2011

suckoffocation

the act of suffocating on a dick

"Im really down for some suckoffocation on Daniel's dick tonight"

by DickPaddle420 September 12, 2019

Schezuan Suckoff

When a women puts hot sauce or any spice on their tongue, and sucks a dude off, the hot sauce mixing with the cum and burning the said man’s dick.

Yo, did you hear Ashley gave Jay a Schezuan Suckoff? His urethra was burning for a week.

by Jerry221 January 17, 2021