sucksicle 

A situation in which you don't want to do what you're doing, or in which you'd rather be doing anything else. Similar to "shitshow".

Today has been a total sucksicle, nothing went right and everything went wrong.

sucksicle by The KAJ December 5, 2023

suckdicker 

The same thing as a dicksucker. Somebody who sucks on a dick. This word originated in 2001 on the campus of The University of Dayton in Ohio. An international student went off upon seeing that his chicken pot pie had been eaten, and he attacked the guilty party with a barrage of curse words. He managed to say just about every insult in the English language, and he even invented a new one: suckdicker. This word is much funnier if you can get an international student to say it in a fit of rage.

Mickey: "Who eat pot pie was mine!"
Scotty: "I ate it man I was hungry."
Mickey: "Scott, you faggot, mother of a fucker, bitch, asshole, shit, pussy, damnit Scott."
Scotty: "Fuck off loser."
Mickey: "You are a fuck, faggot fucker, son of bitch, suckdicker!"
Scotty:(walking out the door) "blow me asshole."

suckdicker by John Planet October 14, 2008

Suckville

A word used to describe a state of severe suckiness!

I can't belive that just happened...
Suckville... Population...ME!

Suckville by Lacy Lou February 6, 2010

fucksicle 

After dumping a load in her pussy, a fucksicle is the collection of pussy juice and cum that hangs from the base of your cock after pulling out.

"Shit man - you should've seen the fucksicle I wiped on the curtains when I was finished...!"

fucksicle by trifuckta April 13, 2006

flying fucksicle 

When a load is blown in an extremely low temperature environment. In such a situation the spooge freezes in mid flight and bounces off the ground on landing

Jim: "Dave you shoulda seen it! I j'd off in the hot tub last night and blew my load over the edge. It was so cold outside, it turned into a huge flying fucksicle mid flight and bounced off the deck!"
Dave:"ur fuckin weird"

flying fucksicle by Droopy ballz July 12, 2016

sucksceptible 

adjective - a word describing the lowering of homosexual inhibitions of a heterosexual male with the consumption of alcohol.

"Last night, after eight beers, Mark was more sucksceptible to my advances."

sucksceptible by Zhavier March 17, 2010

supsicles 

The COOLEST way to query about the goings-on of your partner in chat. Guaranteed to keep all your conversations CHILL.

Dude1: Supsicles!?
Dude2: nmu

supsicles by zeeroid August 12, 2010