A sauce in which the various disturbing contents are included : Ketsup, hot sauce, chunks of your old bewithered witch of a grandmother, who feeds you candy that has been sitting in her old rickety cupboards that reek of musty old men, for who knows how long. >.>
" Jonny apple seed, Where in the HELL have you put my grandma saucicles, ive been looking for it ALL day and my feet are getting oh so sweaty and smell like sour cow dung okay, it's not funny, give it back!!", yelled little miss McMuffit so very ferosioucly while she very quietly had a violent moment of silent angry shaking.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.