A fat ass who has no care for humanity and has no pullout game he's the biggest cock sucking faggot you'll ever meet his nickname is Frank. Give him so much shit

I fucking hate Sam sucksalot

sam sucksalot by Swaggerballsagger August 23, 2017

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Suckalottacockatitis

A contagious disease where one is compelled to suck a lot of cock.

Woman: Doctor, doctor, i think i've got suckalottacockatitis!
Doctor: (pulls down trousers) care to demonstrate?

Suckalottacockatitis by Rosiemaphone January 19, 2009

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sucksalot

When an obstacle or problem encountered in life is annoying, it sucks. But when a predicament is so infuriating that you need to slap someone, it's a "sucksalot."
Sometimes, we get so ineffably angry that we lose the words to describe certain circumstances and consequently surrender our power. "Sucksalot" is a simple but meaningful noun used to represent the immeasurably irritating things that happen in life.

(Plural: Sucksalots)

I can't stand you! You're just such a sucksalot!

What a sucksalot this traffic jam is!

These homework problems are sucksalots!

You think you're such a great, moral person; but you're not! You're just a pecksniffian sucksalot!

sucksalot by Self-Proclaimed Word King January 31, 2009

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suksalottacox

Name for sexually confused males who prefer pushing shit uphill permanantly.

"Did you see that suksalottacox at the pub"

suksalottacox by homophobic psycho June 27, 2007

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