sucksalot

When an obstacle or problem encountered in life is annoying, it sucks. But when a predicament is so infuriating that you need to slap someone, it's a "sucksalot."
Sometimes, we get so ineffably angry that we lose the words to describe certain circumstances and consequently surrender our power. "Sucksalot" is a simple but meaningful noun used to represent the immeasurably irritating things that happen in life.

(Plural: Sucksalots)

I can't stand you! You're just such a sucksalot!

What a sucksalot this traffic jam is!

These homework problems are sucksalots!

You think you're such a great, moral person; but you're not! You're just a pecksniffian sucksalot!

sucksalot by Self-Proclaimed Word King January 31, 2009

sam sucksalot

A fat ass who has no care for humanity and has no pullout game he's the biggest cock sucking faggot you'll ever meet his nickname is Frank. Give him so much shit

I fucking hate Sam sucksalot

sam sucksalot by Swaggerballsagger August 23, 2017

Sir Fucksalot 

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck.

The most popular knight by far among the ladies was Sir Fucksalot.

Sir Fucksalot by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

Sucktality 

1. Dying during oral sex.Fatal blowjob/fellatio/dick suck

2. When she is slowly massaging your balls with one hand and moving the other gentle hand up and down your penis while slowly sucking the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip and you cum when she deep throats you till the point she chokes and dies

3 .The reason you sometimes have to use condoms

4. Dick sucking that leads to a fatality (if only Mortal Kombat had a fatality like that).

Guy 1: Never again will i get a blow job before i have my 1st night with my bride.Cannot believe it ended in a sucktality on her side

Old guy:Serves my wife right for cheating on me.She truely deserved that sucktality.

Guy 2:man, that blowjob was sooo good that i feel bad that i performed a sucktality on her.

Sucktality by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

Suckaroth

The REAL final boss of Final Fantasy 7. Word used to describe a longhaired punk who sits his lazy mutated ass in some crater, letting his tentacled freakish mommy and his much-more-entertaining clone do all the dirty stuff.

And he STILL gets thrown helluva far by Mr. T.

Yo, Suckaroth! Get your lazy ass outta that crater and prepare for the assbeating of your life!

Suckaroth by GenocideHeart January 18, 2004

Fucksalot 

Just an easier way of saying fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

" Did you know we had a math test today?" "No, we do? Fucksalot!"

Fucksalot by Ctsngd December 14, 2010

Suckapotamus 

An individual that bears a striking resemblance to a hippopotamus, who has an addiction to complaining, and is plagued with the problem of just sucking at life in general. Such an individual is a cross between beast, Debbie-downer, Medusa, and an incurable migraine.

The party became exponentially more enjoyable after the suckapotamus left. If I had to listen to one more complaint, I was going to cut my ear off.

Suckapotamus by DaddyWouldYouLikeSomeSausage November 11, 2010