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Suckass Samsonite
A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.
I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”
Suckass Samsonite by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021
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sucksassfull
A sort of portmanteau of the phrase "sucks ass" and the word "successful," and meaning quite the opposite of being successful— having achieved a state of being really awful, horrendously bad, a dismal failure.
Also synonymous with sucks ass.
Also synonymous with sucks ass.
1) I have fallen short of Mother's hopes for me; in every endeavor, I have been a sucksassfull son of a bitch.
2) That wine is essentially vinegar, it sucksassfull!
2) That wine is essentially vinegar, it sucksassfull!
sucksassfull by mininutz April 2, 2009
suckmanship
1. The opposite of too much awsomeness.
2. An indescribable level of gayness and teribleness.
3. The degree to which one sucks.
2. An indescribable level of gayness and teribleness.
3. The degree to which one sucks.
suckmanship by Taps Kask November 22, 2005
Suckassidness
when something of a bad or unwanted nature happens to you and it upsets or brings you down Suckassidness occurs .
when you are excited about an upcoming event
and want to have fun with your friends only to be
told that they wont be attending. that is Suckassidness!
and want to have fun with your friends only to be
told that they wont be attending. that is Suckassidness!
Suckassidness by KeepSmiling11 August 17, 2011
suckassiest
suckassiest by suckassiest June 26, 2008
suckass sucker
the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.
me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.
me: man, you are a suckass sucker.
friend: i know...kill me now.
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.
me: man, you are a suckass sucker.
friend: i know...kill me now.
suckass sucker by tonedog five January 18, 2005
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