A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.

I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”

Suckass Samsonite by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021

Get the Suckass Samsonite mug.

sucksassfull

A sort of portmanteau of the phrase "sucks ass" and the word "successful," and meaning quite the opposite of being successful— having achieved a state of being really awful, horrendously bad, a dismal failure.

Also synonymous with sucks ass.

1) I have fallen short of Mother's hopes for me; in every endeavor, I have been a sucksassfull son of a bitch.

2) That wine is essentially vinegar, it sucksassfull!

sucksassfull by mininutz April 2, 2009

Get the sucksassfull mug.

Suckassidness

when something of a bad or unwanted nature happens to you and it upsets or brings you down Suckassidness occurs .

when you are excited about an upcoming event

and want to have fun with your friends only to be

told that they wont be attending. that is Suckassidness!

Suckassidness by KeepSmiling11 August 17, 2011

Get the Suckassidness mug.

suckassiest

To suck the most ass.

Stefan's paper towel is the suckassiest of all paper towels.

suckassiest by suckassiest June 26, 2008

Get the suckassiest mug.

suckass sucker

the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.

me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.

me: man, you are a suckass sucker.

friend: i know...kill me now.

suckass sucker by tonedog five January 18, 2005

Get the suckass sucker mug.

Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

Word of the Day on October 11, 2026

Get the Throat Sweats mug.

aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

Get the aired mug.

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

Word of the Day on October 9, 2026

Get the piddlefart mug.

wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

Get the wrongun mug.

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

Word of the Day on October 7, 2026

Get the square grouper mug.