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suckmaid 

A submissive (often woman) that has become so utterly infatuated and linked with a Dominate (often male) that she no longer can or wants to see herself as being anything other than belonging to him completely. Cooking, cleaning, whoring herself online, finding other girls to join his Harem, or finding a new movie for them to watch, she cherishs everything as her very existence and purpose is dependent on him. Being his toilet is normal behavior to a suckmaid as is going out in public with a vibe in their ass. If a suckmaid is given the verbal/non-verbal signal, it will drop down to it's knees and after giving thanks to him, take into/onto her whatever he needed, be that urine or semen (private or public).

A suckmaid knows that they belong "On their knees, under their Master's desk, sucking his cock.", though the location of this can vary. Couch, bed, table, etc.

They are the property and slave of their King/Master. They will have been willingly broken to reach this point, to be rid of the former selves made by their previous peers. Only do this as much as is needed for training purposes or else they may not be able to handle it and become a lost slave. A suckmaid is incredibly devoted, loyal, detailed, has a wonderful smile and will always, no matter what, see themselves as lower than you, ever grateful you've taken them in and helped them become what they are today, in service for you, forever. Often this relationship takes years to fully develop and create.
"I've been working on this video edit for hours---I'm so close to being done, but if I get up I worry I'll loose my train of thought...oh I know, I'll just have my suckmaid come in here and help!" *presses the button to her remote vibe and waits for her to get into earshot, in lue of the bell* "Oi, suckmaid! Kindly bring me some pineapple-orange juice and then get on under the desk, won't you? I still have some work to do before our evening walk.

Tip: Be polite to your suckmaid. If you do things for no reason it may confuse and damage your suckmaids' sensitive mind.
suckmaid by DeskDominion January 14, 2023
Words you can keep

system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.
I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.
system-suckers by jpg3 April 26, 2015

sucked into the lie 

Consumer literature folded into "the pill" or an IUD container claims these technologies prevent-conception.

LIE

These technologies prevent-pregnancy-from-CONTINUING
Don't get sucked into the lie: true sexual intimacy is open to the gift of children, as the physiological potential for children is not removed.

stand sucker 

Someone who is so short, that he can perform a blow job without even kneeling down.
-Hey dude, want me to blow ya?
-Nfw,you stand sucker.
-Ah dammit, looks like am I ever gonna taste a cock again!
stand sucker by Milf Midget May 2, 2008

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

Suckleberry Fin 

Attaching a live salmon to a pregnant female's breast with the goal of filling the fish with breast milk before broiling the fish in its own juices and serving it covered in a handmade blackberry compote.
"I went to this new hipster restaurant in Five Points and left as soon as I saw what their house Suckleberry Fin special was all about."
Suckleberry Fin by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

sap sucker

“dude do you wanna take a dab off of the rig or the sap sucker”
sap sucker by pimpinainteasy420 November 27, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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