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suckmaid 

A submissive (often woman) that has become so utterly infatuated and linked with a Dominate (often male) that she no longer can or wants to see herself as being anything other than belonging to him completely. Cooking, cleaning, whoring herself online, finding other girls to join his Harem, or finding a new movie for them to watch, she cherishs everything as her very existence and purpose is dependent on him. Being his toilet is normal behavior to a suckmaid as is going out in public with a vibe in their ass. If a suckmaid is given the verbal/non-verbal signal, it will drop down to it's knees and after giving thanks to him, take into/onto her whatever he needed, be that urine or semen (private or public).

A suckmaid knows that they belong "On their knees, under their Master's desk, sucking his cock.", though the location of this can vary. Couch, bed, table, etc.

They are the property and slave of their King/Master. They will have been willingly broken to reach this point, to be rid of the former selves made by their previous peers. Only do this as much as is needed for training purposes or else they may not be able to handle it and become a lost slave. A suckmaid is incredibly devoted, loyal, detailed, has a wonderful smile and will always, no matter what, see themselves as lower than you, ever grateful you've taken them in and helped them become what they are today, in service for you, forever. Often this relationship takes years to fully develop and create.
"I've been working on this video edit for hours---I'm so close to being done, but if I get up I worry I'll loose my train of thought...oh I know, I'll just have my suckmaid come in here and help!" *presses the button to her remote vibe and waits for her to get into earshot, in lue of the bell* "Oi, suckmaid! Kindly bring me some pineapple-orange juice and then get on under the desk, won't you? I still have some work to do before our evening walk.

Tip: Be polite to your suckmaid. If you do things for no reason it may confuse and damage your suckmaids' sensitive mind.
suckmaid by DeskDominion January 14, 2023
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system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.
I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.
system-suckers by jpg3 April 26, 2015

sucked into the lie 

Consumer literature folded into "the pill" or an IUD container claims these technologies prevent-conception.

LIE

These technologies prevent-pregnancy-from-CONTINUING
Don't get sucked into the lie: true sexual intimacy is open to the gift of children, as the physiological potential for children is not removed.

stand sucker 

Someone who is so short, that he can perform a blow job without even kneeling down.
-Hey dude, want me to blow ya?
-Nfw,you stand sucker.
-Ah dammit, looks like am I ever gonna taste a cock again!
stand sucker by Milf Midget May 2, 2008

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

Suckleberry Fin 

Attaching a live salmon to a pregnant female's breast with the goal of filling the fish with breast milk before broiling the fish in its own juices and serving it covered in a handmade blackberry compote.
"I went to this new hipster restaurant in Five Points and left as soon as I saw what their house Suckleberry Fin special was all about."
Suckleberry Fin by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

sap sucker

“dude do you wanna take a dab off of the rig or the sap sucker”
sap sucker by pimpinainteasy420 November 27, 2020
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