suckfest 

suckfest, n.

A place, idea, or state of being that completely and utterly sucks.

This class is a total suckfest

suckfest by WhoGivesAShit May 24, 2005

Suckfest 

An alias for Lifetime Movie Network

Last night, I watched the best John Stamos movie on Suckfest!

Suckfest by wittbelle October 10, 2011

Suckfest 

A festival of sucking (oral sex) no one is quite sure how many or what type of people constitute a suckfest, the only sure thing we know is that it involves much confusion.

Oh man...I was f-ed up last night. I drank a handle of warm Mr. Boston gin and had a suckfest in the laundromat with a couple of homeless people.

Suckfest by Steve Jordan May 15, 2006

Suckfest 

Used to describe a "carnival of suckage." Can be used positively or negatively.

Man, my job is so boring it's like a suckfest!!
OR:
I had a huge suckfest with yo mama last night for only fifty cents!!

Suckfest by Kyle November 2, 2003

suckfest 

When a group of 3 or more people, mainly just those of the male sex engage in sexual acts involving sucking and regurgitating of seamen. Also can be used as a word that is yelled when a teacher leaves the classroom, usually by a black kid.

Teacher:"looks like we have exams today, we're all going to be in here for 3 hours today."
Doug:"Looks like it's time for a suckfest!"

suckfest by Patrick James February 10, 2008

Suckfest 

Place in which massive amounts of adult beverages are consumed and various adult activities take place in seclusion from outsiders. Usually filled with varied male occupants who represent hiphop to the fullest.

"Yo fellas, I'm heading to the suckfest!"

Suckfest by Stu Gotti August 12, 2007

Suckfest 

When many poles and holes of the oral type convene for pleasure. Much spit and semen is involved and often blown all over the suckers face.

I had the best suckfest last night with my buddy and these three chicks.

Suckfest by Victor RYguy September 7, 2018