This class is a total suckfest
by WhoGivesAShit May 24, 2005

When a group of 3 or more people, mainly just those of the male sex engage in sexual acts involving sucking and regurgitating of seamen. Also can be used as a word that is yelled when a teacher leaves the classroom, usually by a black kid.
Teacher:"looks like we have exams today, we're all going to be in here for 3 hours today."
Doug:"Looks like it's time for a suckfest!"
Doug:"Looks like it's time for a suckfest!"
by Patrick James February 10, 2008

by wittbelle October 10, 2011

A festival of sucking (oral sex) no one is quite sure how many or what type of people constitute a suckfest, the only sure thing we know is that it involves much confusion.
Oh man...I was f-ed up last night. I drank a handle of warm Mr. Boston gin and had a suckfest in the laundromat with a couple of homeless people.
by Steve Jordan May 15, 2006

Man, my job is so boring it's like a suckfest!!
OR:
I had a huge suckfest with yo mama last night for only fifty cents!!
OR:
I had a huge suckfest with yo mama last night for only fifty cents!!
by Kyle November 02, 2003

Place in which massive amounts of adult beverages are consumed and various adult activities take place in seclusion from outsiders. Usually filled with varied male occupants who represent hiphop to the fullest.
by Stu Gotti August 12, 2007

An event that didn't live up to it's expectations, or had little or no expectations and still dissapointed.
"Damn, that party was no where near my initial expectations.."
"Uh-huh. Total suckfest"
"You read my thoughts homey. Lets party."
"Uh-huh. Total suckfest"
"You read my thoughts homey. Lets party."
by slimjimspotatoesandcrips March 08, 2005
