sucken 

Something that your gay friend says in Ibrahim badawy lesson

*sucken dicken chicken, cheese burger with coleslaw*

sucken by MTCross December 18, 2019

Sickeningly 

Sickeningly is an adjective which means causing or capable of causing sickness, especially nausea disgust or loathing.

Some of the definitions written for Urban Dictionary by teenage spite monkeys are sickeningly repulsive and graphically demonstrates their childish, self-aggrandising stupidity.

Sickeningly by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.

I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.

system-suckers by jpg3 April 26, 2015

sucked into the lie 

Consumer literature folded into "the pill" or an IUD container claims these technologies prevent-conception.

LIE

These technologies prevent-pregnancy-from-CONTINUING

Don't get sucked into the lie: true sexual intimacy is open to the gift of children, as the physiological potential for children is not removed.

sucked into the lie by chance of fatherhood April 29, 2012

stand sucker 

Someone who is so short, that he can perform a blow job without even kneeling down.

-Hey dude, want me to blow ya?
-Nfw,you stand sucker.
-Ah dammit, looks like am I ever gonna taste a cock again!

stand sucker by Milf Midget May 2, 2008

Smoking nic and sucking dick 

The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.

what are you doing this weekend?
smoking nic and sucking dick baby UHUHH-

Smoking nic and sucking dick by Boldandbrashtrash October 18, 2019

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

I would rather get my dick sucked by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018