suckenberg 

A Facebook user who sucks the life out of social media networking through narcissism by attempting to get everyone to like his or her post but never hitting the like button on someone else's post. These individuals are usually spotted at home Keeping Up with the Kardashians or shopping for affliction shirts on Amazon.

Tedd: Dude, has Jimbo ever liked one of your post? I'm just curios because I have never seen him like anyone's post, even his own Mother's post .

Stone: Yeah bro, that suckenberg passed away at the gym the other day. He did too many sets of selfies and his head exploded.

suckenberg by Spanky817 June 4, 2016

Suckerberg

Suckerberg is Clickbait, i.e. web content that is aimed at generating online advertising revenue for Mark Zuckerberg, especially at the expense of quality or accuracy, relying on sensationalist headlines to attract click-throughs from stupid Facebook newbs.

Facebook is 66.6% Suckerberg advertisements.

Suckerberg by furbandick December 26, 2014

Chelsey Sullenberger, III

Hero of Flight 1549. Saved 155 lives by landing a plane safely into the Hudson River. Greatest pilot that ever lived!

Top Gun ain't got shit on Chelsey Sullenberger, III

Chelsey Sullenberger, III by Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis. January 16, 2009

Suckerberg Mark 

A person targeted by Facebook, who clicks on, answers and falls into every trap.

Clarence fit their profile, answering every bit of bait - the name of his first pet, where he'd met his partner, his favorite color. It was so much fun! Oreos! My first car? A Honda Civic! He was a permanent resident of Suckerberg, the perfect Suckerberg Mark. 'Wait wait, they're asking the last four digits of my SSN in reverse order! Only one in ten can do it! I'm a genius.'

Suckerberg Mark by Monkey's Dad October 5, 2021

Sullenberger Shot

An alcoholic beverage named after Captain Sullenberger, the pilot who successfully landed a commercial airliner in the Hudson river without harming any passengers.

The drink consists of a shot of Grey Goose, dropped into a glass of water. Grey Goose represents the flock of geese that caused the engines to fail, and the water obviously represents the river in which the plane was landed.

This drink is far from ideal, likewise, so is landing a plane in the river, but it'll work in the most dire situations.

Sometimes you just have to improvise. How about a Sullenberger shot? Drop a shot of the Goose into a glass of water, and salute Captain Sully

Sullenberger Shot by Cap'n Sully June 20, 2011

Suckerberged

The hijacking and use of your brilliant idea by another person, most often for social or financial gain.

I can't believe Stacy stole my idea to open a wedding chapel for dogs. Now she is raking in the dough!

Oh girl, you were seriously Suckerberged!

Suckerberged by The Blue Martini February 22, 2011

Mark Suckerburg 

An advertising monopolist that lured people onto a website to keep up with friends and family, then harvested all their personal information to push targeted advertising at them.

I feel like a fool for letting Mark Suckerburg get all my personal information and then innundate me, my friends and family with push advertising about breast implants.

Mark Suckerburg by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021