suck cocks 

Synonymous with Beat Guts, Beat Face, or Dummy a Slam Pig.

Q: Hey Jaime, did you suck cocks with that girl last night?

A: Yeah, we sucked cocks for a while then I donkey punched her then kicked her out.

suck cocks by Jamie Velez July 27, 2005

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 

"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.

It usually goes like this:

1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.

2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.

4. Lulz ensue.

"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.

Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"

Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS by deathwish124 May 13, 2009

Disregard That I Suck Cocks 

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

Disregard That I Suck Cocks by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009

Disregard that, I suck cocks 

A phrase used by someone who posts on a forum or when in discussion when they make an opinionated claim with no real proof. Rather they are speaking from emotion and how they "think" something is or should be.

Then when someone corrects them of their mistakes, they own up to their failure, in turn making them a reasonable individual.

Ignorance is not a problem, its when you are shown the facts and still believe otherwise. That is the true crime.

Topic and Original Poster: "Guns should be banned forever, Britain did it and look how well they are doing!"

Reasonable Individual: "Gun crime doubled in Britain after they banned firearms. this includes armed robbery, burglary, sexual assault and other acts of violence.

why would a CRIMINAL care about a gun ban?

all they succeeded in doing is disarm rightful citizens from protecting themselves from being hurt.

Is a rapist going to attack you if hes staring down the barrel of a revolver?

Now, how likely do you think a rapist is going to commit a crime now that he knows you cannot legally own a firearm. and if you do shoot him...now your the criminal and hes the victim... well played.

Original Poster: "Disregard that, I suck cocks. I see your point."

Disregard that, I suck cocks by Nazi Liberal November 17, 2009

Don’t suck cock 

A statement made towards a male homosexual in the eternal hope that they will be set straight.

Don’t suck cock you fucking faggot. Wtf is wrong with you?

Don’t suck cock by de-pube January 26, 2023

suck cock 

to kowtow; to show unnecessary respect or deference in order to win favor with a superior or colleague. Annoying, ingratiating behaviour that is observed by others. Usually used with pronouns, he, she, you, rather than with actual names, John, Sylvia. The origin is probably derived from the idea that great pleasure is derived by the recipient of fellatio. Hence, giving someone one more pleasure than they deserve in hopes that they will be so pleased they will feel obliged to give you benefits, usually in the form of job security, more hours at work, more favorable shifts or to have her/his opinions favored and adopted.

I don't suck cock. He sucks cock at work.

A colleague may question, "How come he gets to work all the good shifts?" whereupon someone might reply, "Oh, he sucks cock."

suck cock by Rudolf Kurt Penner February 22, 2007

I suck cock 

A word in which you usally find on your school science book

Mr.Ster some one wrote i suck cock on my contact book again!

I suck cock by hamster freedom fighter February 8, 2004