substatus
A substatus is like a subtweet, but on facebook. It is where you post about somebody specific without actually tagging them in it.
substatus by HawkeyGirl December 15, 2014
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substitute person
From a quote by "Claire" in the film Elizabethtown
The significant other of the substitute person may not "have enough time" or "be too busy" for a relationship, or they may only be interested for the purpose of sex, money, status, or general need of someone to talk to during times of stress. The substitute person generally won't get the emotional fulfillment from the experience that he/she may crave, and will feel unimportant yet somehow will continue on out of hope.
This can only end in tears for the substitute person.
The significant other of the substitute person may not "have enough time" or "be too busy" for a relationship, or they may only be interested for the purpose of sex, money, status, or general need of someone to talk to during times of stress. The substitute person generally won't get the emotional fulfillment from the experience that he/she may crave, and will feel unimportant yet somehow will continue on out of hope.
This can only end in tears for the substitute person.
substitute person by Bird Bird Bird April 24, 2010
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Substitute teacher
Someone who does not know anything about teaching, yet still gets payed while the students don't learn anything that day
Substitute teacher by stanimal51 June 12, 2016
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
A quote from the low-budget sci-fi/fantasy film The Dungeonmaster, popularized by Adam Savage of Mythbusters, this quote basically means "you may be technically right, but you're not changing my mind." This can come off as stubborn, but it really doesn't matter, since you don't care about the technical "facts".
Person 1: Ugh this character's design is so terrible and pointless.
Person 2: Well actually, did you know that it's design comes from goes on to prove person 1 wrong
Person 1: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Person 2: -sigh- Okay then, moving on...
Person 2: Well actually, did you know that it's design comes from goes on to prove person 1 wrong
Person 1: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Person 2: -sigh- Okay then, moving on...
I reject your reality and substitute my own. by Kali_Gratitude_Rok7 August 20, 2018
substanisan
The word SUBSTANISAN was invented by the always adequite Lindsay Lohan . Nobody knows what does it really mean therefore you can spot many different usages.
Whoa, that would be more than substanisan!
Oh my gah, move to Substanisan already!
Substanisan my ... you moron!
I feel so substanisaned today.
Stop substanisantly substanisanting my substanisaned substanisan.
...Now repeat it over n over as quickly as you can!
Oh my gah, move to Substanisan already!
Substanisan my ... you moron!
I feel so substanisaned today.
Stop substanisantly substanisanting my substanisaned substanisan.
...Now repeat it over n over as quickly as you can!
substanisan by substanisanemigrant September 10, 2009
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Sword Art Online Abridged Parody: Episode 11
Kirito: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Kayaba: "NICE!! Dungeonmaster!"
Kirito: "What? No! Mythbusters... What the hell is Dungeonmaster?"
Kayaba: "Oh. I was so happy there for a second."
Kirito: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Kayaba: "NICE!! Dungeonmaster!"
Kirito: "What? No! Mythbusters... What the hell is Dungeonmaster?"
Kayaba: "Oh. I was so happy there for a second."
I reject your reality and substitute my own. by Animefangirl365 December 13, 2018
coffee substitute
Any replacement for coffee. Energy drinks are commonly used as a coffee substitute. Tea can be a coffee substitute for some people, as well as caffeine tablets.
Person #1: "Do you still drink coffee?"
Person #2: "Come to think of it, not as much. I am using energy drinks much more often as a coffee substitute."
Person #2: "Come to think of it, not as much. I am using energy drinks much more often as a coffee substitute."
coffee substitute by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012
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