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substatus 

A substatus is like a subtweet, but on facebook. It is where you post about somebody specific without actually tagging them in it.
When my sister is annoying me, I make a substatus about her.
substatus by HawkeyGirl December 15, 2014

distatusfaction

When he pondered the successes of those around him, and reflected on his own meagre accomplishments; Cecil felt a deep distatusfaction.
distatusfaction by Pseudostew September 7, 2016

Dubstatic 

A combination of Dubstep and Fantastic to create Dubstatic. Commonly used between Dubstep fans to describe either (a) a dubstep-track exceeding their expectations and (b) to have an awesome day. It is also most commonly used to wish Dubstep producers and DJs a happy birthday.

It doesn't really matter in which context you put it, the person you are talking to will understand the context of the word according to the context of the sentence it is used in.
Brian: "Hey dude, did ya hear this new dubstep track?"
Tom: "Yea man, its dubstatic!"

OR

Brian: "Happy birthday bruv! Have a dubstatic day!"
Tom: "Thanks bruv!"
Dubstatic by ddynamix August 6, 2011

distatusfaction

When he pondered the successes of those around him, and reflected on his own meagre accomplishments; Cecil felt a deep distatusfaction.
distatusfaction by Pseudostew September 7, 2016

distatusfaction

When he pondered the successes of those around him, and reflected on his own meagre accomplishments; Cecil felt a deep distatusfaction.
distatusfaction by Pseudostew September 7, 2016

distatusfaction

When he pondered the successes of those around him, and reflected on his own meagre accomplishments; Cecil felt a deep distatusfaction.
distatusfaction by Pseudostew September 7, 2016
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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