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From the root word subpoena. The act of informing an attractive female that her naked presence is requested at your domicile. It is mostly applied to hot undergrad sorority girls by 1L law students.
Tom: "What did you do in between torts and contracts?"

Bill: "Hugh and I were sitting by the lunch room trying to subpenis some hotties for tonight"
Subpenis by Mouth32 October 18, 2008
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A super paedophile, some one who is extremely inclined to the nature of a paedophile. Such as a Quadnonce.
-"What the F*** is that guy doing with that kid?"
--"i think he's a paedo"
-"your telling me, more like a supaedo!"
supaedo by Carsick August 8, 2007
A court order requiring you to reveal and/or use your hoo-haw in a certain instance.
I dunno whether claiming to have received a subpoenis would stand up in court if you're accused of indecent exposure, but it's an interesting and novel thought.
subpoenis by QuacksO February 8, 2020

Subpoena [latin] 

A Subpoena actually or correctly is an order of a court which requires a person to be present at a certain time and place or suffer a penalty (subpoena means, literally, "under penalty"). This is the tool used by Court to ensure that witnesses present themselves at a given place, date and time to make themselves available to testify.
Subpoena to be present for a deposition at the Court or more practically, in one of the attorneys offices.
Subpoena [latin] by DUHAIME July 20, 2005

subperior 

QuickBooks 2003 is subperior to the current version of QuickBooks. (May 13, 2008)
subperior by MatthewMGB May 15, 2008

Subpoena 

Subpeona, a horrid piece of paper that informs you that you have to go to court to give testimony. Commonly the cause of many heart attacks. Commonly opens with "You are hereby COMMANDED to appear."
I got a subpoena in the mail the other day, I almost messed myself.
Subpoena by Matt Schmidgall January 7, 2005