Subpenis

From the root word subpoena. The act of informing an attractive female that her naked presence is requested at your domicile. It is mostly applied to hot undergrad sorority girls by 1L law students.

Tom: "What did you do in between torts and contracts?"

Bill: "Hugh and I were sitting by the lunch room trying to subpenis some hotties for tonight"

by Mouth32 October 18, 2008

subpoenis

A court order requiring you to reveal and/or use your hoo-haw in a certain instance.

I dunno whether claiming to have received a subpoenis would stand up in court if you're accused of indecent exposure, but it's an interesting and novel thought.

by QuacksO February 8, 2020

Subpoenis

When you have been ordered to show your penis

I only pulled it out because I was subpoenised

by Yamka January 6, 2025