3 definitions by Mouth32
A man who has large mammary glands, due to large deposits of fat on his chest. They can be seen as small ripples in his shirt as he moves his arms.
Tom: "Hey who is that kid who is always talking in class?"
Bill: "That's Dan Tits...He would beat my girlfriend in a wet t-shirt contest".
Bill: "That's Dan Tits...He would beat my girlfriend in a wet t-shirt contest".
by Mouth32 September 3, 2008
From the root word subpoena. The act of informing an attractive female that her naked presence is requested at your domicile. It is mostly applied to hot undergrad sorority girls by 1L law students.
Tom: "What did you do in between torts and contracts?"
Bill: "Hugh and I were sitting by the lunch room trying to subpenis some hotties for tonight"
Bill: "Hugh and I were sitting by the lunch room trying to subpenis some hotties for tonight"
by Mouth32 September 3, 2008
The act of painting ones finger nails. Then, sitting on one's hand until it becomes numb. Finally, jerking off with the numb feminine looking hand. It fools the mind into thinking its a woman's hand.
Tom: "Hey Billy why are your finger nails painted".
Billy: "I got bored with the stranger and gave myself a stranger squared".
Billy: "I got bored with the stranger and gave myself a stranger squared".
by Mouth32 September 3, 2008