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subpoenis

A court order requiring you to reveal and/or use your hoo-haw in a certain instance.
I dunno whether claiming to have received a subpoenis would stand up in court if you're accused of indecent exposure, but it's an interesting and novel thought.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
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Subpoenis

When you have been ordered to show your penis
I only pulled it out because I was subpoenised
by Yamka January 6, 2025
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Subpenis

From the root word subpoena. The act of informing an attractive female that her naked presence is requested at your domicile. It is mostly applied to hot undergrad sorority girls by 1L law students.
Tom: "What did you do in between torts and contracts?"

Bill: "Hugh and I were sitting by the lunch room trying to subpenis some hotties for tonight"
by Mouth32 October 18, 2008
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Subpoena [latin]

A Subpoena actually or correctly is an order of a court which requires a person to be present at a certain time and place or suffer a penalty (subpoena means, literally, "under penalty"). This is the tool used by Court to ensure that witnesses present themselves at a given place, date and time to make themselves available to testify.
Subpoena to be present for a deposition at the Court or more practically, in one of the attorneys offices.
by DUHAIME July 20, 2005
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Subpoena

Subpeona, a horrid piece of paper that informs you that you have to go to court to give testimony. Commonly the cause of many heart attacks. Commonly opens with "You are hereby COMMANDED to appear."
I got a subpoena in the mail the other day, I almost messed myself.
by Matt Schmidgall January 7, 2005
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Subpoeña Colada

The act of fleeing to a tropical island or otherwise exotic place to avoid legal proceedings.
Yea Marco got caught embezzling so he pulled a subpoeña colada and went to Tahiti
by Mr. Blinky June 30, 2020
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Subpoena

While doing a chick from behind one performs a donkey punch with a gavel and yells the name of their favorite supreme court justice.
John gave her a subpoena last night for added jurisprudence pleasure.
by natezane June 11, 2006
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