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Subpoena 

While doing a chick from behind one performs a donkey punch with a gavel and yells the name of their favorite supreme court justice.
John gave her a subpoena last night for added jurisprudence pleasure.
Subpoena by natezane June 11, 2006

Subpoena 

The bane of DSMP fanfic writers, which Autocorrect replaces Sapnap with constantly
Fic author typing: Badboyhalo put the muffin tin in the oven, and looked over to Subpoena-

Fic author: F U C K
Subpoena by Shirosei September 12, 2022

Subpoena [latin] 

A Subpoena actually or correctly is an order of a court which requires a person to be present at a certain time and place or suffer a penalty (subpoena means, literally, "under penalty"). This is the tool used by Court to ensure that witnesses present themselves at a given place, date and time to make themselves available to testify.
Subpoena to be present for a deposition at the Court or more practically, in one of the attorneys offices.
Subpoena [latin] by DUHAIME July 20, 2005

Subpoeña Colada 

The act of fleeing to a tropical island or otherwise exotic place to avoid legal proceedings.
Yea Marco got caught embezzling so he pulled a subpoeña colada and went to Tahiti
Subpoeña Colada by Mr. Blinky June 30, 2020
A court order requiring you to reveal and/or use your hoo-haw in a certain instance.
I dunno whether claiming to have received a subpoenis would stand up in court if you're accused of indecent exposure, but it's an interesting and novel thought.
subpoenis by QuacksO February 8, 2020

subpeona 

Another word for condom
Person:Damn having sex last night was good but hopefully he wore a subpeona or else umm I’m pregnant
subpeona by YOUR REAL NAME STUPID December 21, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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