Subpoena

Subpeona, a horrid piece of paper that informs you that you have to go to court to give testimony. Commonly the cause of many heart attacks. Commonly opens with "You are hereby COMMANDED to appear."

I got a subpoena in the mail the other day, I almost messed myself.

by Matt Schmidgall January 7, 2005

Subpoena

While doing a chick from behind one performs a donkey punch with a gavel and yells the name of their favorite supreme court justice.

John gave her a subpoena last night for added jurisprudence pleasure.

by natezane June 11, 2006

Subpoena

The bane of DSMP fanfic writers, which Autocorrect replaces Sapnap with constantly

Fic author typing: Badboyhalo put the muffin tin in the oven, and looked over to Subpoena-

Fic author: F U C K

by Shirosei September 12, 2022

Subpoena [latin]

A Subpoena actually or correctly is an order of a court which requires a person to be present at a certain time and place or suffer a penalty (subpoena means, literally, "under penalty"). This is the tool used by Court to ensure that witnesses present themselves at a given place, date and time to make themselves available to testify.

Subpoena to be present for a deposition at the Court or more practically, in one of the attorneys offices.

by DUHAIME July 20, 2005

Subpoeña Colada

The act of fleeing to a tropical island or otherwise exotic place to avoid legal proceedings.

Yea Marco got caught embezzling so he pulled a subpoeña colada and went to Tahiti

by Mr. Blinky June 30, 2020

subpoenis

A court order requiring you to reveal and/or use your hoo-haw in a certain instance.

I dunno whether claiming to have received a subpoenis would stand up in court if you're accused of indecent exposure, but it's an interesting and novel thought.

by QuacksO February 8, 2020

subpeona

Another word for condom

Person:Damn having sex last night was good but hopefully he wore a subpeona or else umm I’m pregnant

by YOUR REAL NAME STUPID December 21, 2019