Torts

A legal doctrine which holds that money rights all wrongs.

"I just read about a torts case where some dude got his hand cut off in a factory and got $800,000 for it."

by Are Jonnson December 1, 2006

Torts

Shorts so tight the wearers penis looks like a turtle head.

Can you change those torts, everyone can see your turtle dick.

by eagleeyeshane777 June 30, 2021

Torts

The greatest hockey coach of the modern era, John Tortorella

"Did you see Torts lay into those two rookies the other night for not getting the puck in deep? Looks like a couple of healthy-scratches to me"

by Uncle Leo Must Go Now! January 23, 2024

torts adorbs

When a tween tries to sound more mature than they are by imitating lame and dated teen slang, but pronounce "totes adorbs" all wrong. Like that 10-year-old at the petting zoo last week who said to her equally pretentious friend, "Oh, look... the piglets! They're so torts adorbs." It kills brain cells just to hear it.

MacKennagh: "Your Swfitie bracelets are torts adorbs!"
KayLeigh: "Nuh-uh, it's your french tips with heart-shaped glitter that's torts adorbs!"

by ElinorsDad October 9, 2023

Potatoe Toots

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.

Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022

tootsit

A term of endearment similar to “cute” or “precious” like a small cat

Look at my scrunkly little tootsit he is so very lovely.

by tootsitmeowmeow June 8, 2021

A Torta

An overweight Hispanic women who typically wears black leggings, hoops, wife beater, and Nike sandals. Breakfast for them usually consists of hot Cheetos and a mango Arizona and also they tend to say “foo” a lot.

“The club was full of tortas tonight” or “Chris wifed up a torta”.

by Torta Hunter May 29, 2019