Torts

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A legal doctrine which holds that money rights all wrongs.

"I just read about a torts case where some dude got his hand cut off in a factory and got $800,000 for it."

Torts by Are Jonnson December 1, 2006

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Torts

Shorts so tight the wearers penis looks like a turtle head.

Can you change those torts, everyone can see your turtle dick.

Torts by eagleeyeshane777 June 30, 2021

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Torts

The greatest hockey coach of the modern era, John Tortorella

"Did you see Torts lay into those two rookies the other night for not getting the puck in deep? Looks like a couple of healthy-scratches to me"

Torts by Uncle Leo Must Go Now! January 23, 2024

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Torts

A person who is obsessed with another persons significant other (OR JUST A LOSER)

Get off her man you torts

Torts by glizzy7 April 21, 2026

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torts adorbs

When a tween tries to sound more mature than they are by imitating lame and dated teen slang, but pronounce "totes adorbs" all wrong. Like that 10-year-old at the petting zoo last week who said to her equally pretentious friend, "Oh, look... the piglets! They're so torts adorbs." It kills brain cells just to hear it.

MacKennagh: "Your Swfitie bracelets are torts adorbs!"
KayLeigh: "Nuh-uh, it's your french tips with heart-shaped glitter that's torts adorbs!"

torts adorbs by ElinorsDad October 9, 2023

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Potatoe Toots

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.

Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!

Potatoe Toots by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022

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tootsit

A term of endearment similar to “cute” or “precious” like a small cat

Look at my scrunkly little tootsit he is so very lovely.

tootsit by tootsitmeowmeow June 8, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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