Torts 

A legal doctrine which holds that money rights all wrongs.

"I just read about a torts case where some dude got his hand cut off in a factory and got $800,000 for it."

Torts by Are Jonnson December 1, 2006

Torts 

Shorts so tight the wearers penis looks like a turtle head.

Can you change those torts, everyone can see your turtle dick.

Torts by eagleeyeshane777 June 30, 2021

Torts 

The greatest hockey coach of the modern era, John Tortorella

"Did you see Torts lay into those two rookies the other night for not getting the puck in deep? Looks like a couple of healthy-scratches to me"

Torts by Uncle Leo Must Go Now! January 23, 2024

Torts

A person who is obsessed with another persons significant other (OR JUST A LOSER)

Get off her man you torts

Torts by glizzy7 April 21, 2026

torts adorbs 

When a tween tries to sound more mature than they are by imitating lame and dated teen slang, but pronounce "totes adorbs" all wrong. Like that 10-year-old at the petting zoo last week who said to her equally pretentious friend, "Oh, look... the piglets! They're so torts adorbs." It kills brain cells just to hear it.

MacKennagh: "Your Swfitie bracelets are torts adorbs!"
KayLeigh: "Nuh-uh, it's your french tips with heart-shaped glitter that's torts adorbs!"

torts adorbs by ElinorsDad October 9, 2023

Potatoe Toots 

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.

Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!

Potatoe Toots by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022

tootsit

A term of endearment similar to “cute” or “precious” like a small cat

Look at my scrunkly little tootsit he is so very lovely.

tootsit by tootsitmeowmeow June 8, 2021