sturgeon57

sturgeon57 is the sexiest mf alive, living in the harshest third-world country ever.
zesty, shredded, master of hate crimes, head of the serbian mafia, pro fortnite player, and an expert at having sex with your mother

yo sturgeon57 what should we have for dinner?
your mother

sturgeon57 by mulching November 12, 2023

virgin sturgeon 

A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.

She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.

virgin sturgeon by Cranberry Bob February 28, 2020

sturgeon face 

the turning down of the corners of the lips to signify disdain, chagrin, or pensiveness; based loosely off the face of a sturgeon (a type of fish)

a typical response to disgusting or unfortunate news

Math Teacher: Jimmy, the front office wants to see you. Apparently your grandmother just died. Also, you got an F on your Calculus final.

Jimmy: *sturgeon face*

sturgeon face by fishyrace April 28, 2009

Sturgeon Falls 

A small town about a half hour west of North Bay, in Northern Ontario, known for its 2 major chip stands, which are across the street from one another. Sturgeon Falls is primary a French Canadian town, and is located on Lake Nipissing. Shopping attractions include the Bargain Shop and Giant Tiger.

Hey I have a craving for some poutine, let's go to Sturgeon Falls!

Sturgeon Falls by skippinit March 4, 2011

Sturgeon's Law 

Quote from sci-fi author Ted Sturgeon.
"Sure 90% of science fiction is crud. 90% of everything is crud."

Usually used as 90% of everything is crap.

Man, why are this summer's movies so bad?
Sturgeon's Law.

Sturgeon's Law by iq June 19, 2003

Sturgeon elbow 

When a male in wheelchair hits a woman in her vagina (aka. Pussy) with his elbow and then can’t get the smell off his arm.

Man did you smell his he so has sturgeon elbow!

Sturgeon elbow by Sturgeon boy March 9, 2019

Sturgeon General 

A top government official who oversees the health of the world's fish population.

Warning: The Sturgeon General has determined that mercury is hazardous to a fish's health.

Sturgeon General by QuacksO February 24, 2015