sturgeon 

An armor plated anadromous fish that has been around for appromixatley 200 million years. These fish are designed to spool you, but if you do manage to land one, they have razor sharp scutes that will slice the shit out of you.

Andy caught a fatty sturgeon yesterday.

sturgeon by steelheader April 8, 2008

sturgeon 

Another name for a long hard penis.

O shit dude! Aaron has quite the sturgeon... who woulda thought?

sturgeon by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010

sturgeon 

I AM A STURGEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I am a sturgeon Doctor Han!!!!!!!!!!!1

sturgeon by STURGERON May 23, 2023

sturgeon 

Sturgeon: A fresh and saltwater fish with diamond shaped scales. diamondsides = nickname. "Whites" get bigger than "greens", but mostly you can't catch whites. Bottom feeders by design, hard to catch fun to play on a line.

My friends wife hooked a sturgeon but had never seen one. She pulled it up to the boat, took one look at it, screamed, threw the pole in the water, and jumped to the other side of the boat almost in tears. She did set the hook though.

sturgeon by millwoody4x4 September 5, 2005

Sturgeon 

1 1/2 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Kahlua
3/4 oz Light Cream or Milk

"Crista, I ordered you a Sturgeon from the bartender."

Sturgeon by The Fresh Princess November 14, 2009

Sturgeon 

A really big, firm turd. One thats been brewing up over night, a couple of days or maybe even weeks. It is common for a big sturgeon to smell bad.

Oh man!, I just took the biggest sturgeon!, or far out I need to take a really big sturgeon!

Sturgeon by Jack McMack May 10, 2011

sturgeon 

A wildly errant throw that typically results in an object or body part being broken. Often times the thrower will foreshadow the errant throw by bellowing out a curse word or phrase.

Mac had to be rushed to the hospital after he took a sturgeon of his chin. or The window was broken after he sturgeoned the toss.

sturgeon by Matsui January 13, 2006