stumputee 

noun; person with a missing limb who retains the stump where a limb formerly was; stump+amputee = stumputee

"So my brother got his hand caught in a compactor and now he's a stumputee"
"Dude, you can't park there, it's for handicapped people and stumputees"

stumputee by BlairBear December 14, 2008

Strumpeteer 

A "pimp" or "whoremonger". Base word Strumpet meaning-whore. Commonly used in the early 1700s to the late 1800s.

"Oh shit, i gotta get this money to my strumpeteer."

Strumpeteer by Lumberjack108 November 23, 2009

StumpTease 

An incredibly fugly bitch

"That tramp couldn't turn on a stump!"
"Yeah, what a fuckin' StumpTease."

StumpTease by BitchCrackerGuy September 5, 2011

Slamputee 

The beating from one lacking limbs.

Damn, James Joyce! If you didn't eat him that fast, that guy woulda went Slamputee on yo' ass... Fosheezie!

Slamputee by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) October 19, 2002

Sumptee 

1. Whilst shitting on a porto-shitter, one receives head. This is not a blumpkin seeing that one receives the fellatio whilst shitting on a porto-shitter and not on a normal shitter.

The term was coined by the great band Zebrahead while on the Warped Tour in 2006. When I asked the story behind it, I was told “Use your imagination…”

Mick: Hey dood Where have you been for the last 30 minutes!? you missed AFI!!!

Jimmy: Dude! that cum dumpster we met by that merch booth gave me a sumptee in that shit shed over there!!!

Sumptee by Cameron Stuart December 13, 2008

shumpuzee 

A fat male who eats fastly with his mouth open.

Jared is a shumpuzee who ate his lunch in less than 5 minutes.

shumpuzee by Dave March 5, 2004

stupeteer 

One out of a group of a few (presumably three) stupid people.

Person 1: "What's with them"
Person 2: "Yeah aren't they stupeteer?"

stupeteer by Vinyl Vortex December 2, 2015