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Strumpeteer 

A "pimp" or "whoremonger". Base word Strumpet meaning-whore. Commonly used in the early 1700s to the late 1800s.
"Oh shit, i gotta get this money to my strumpeteer."
Strumpeteer by Lumberjack108 November 23, 2009

StumpTease 

An incredibly fugly bitch
"That tramp couldn't turn on a stump!"
"Yeah, what a fuckin' StumpTease."
StumpTease by BitchCrackerGuy September 5, 2011

Slamputee 

The beating from one lacking limbs.
Damn, James Joyce! If you didn't eat him that fast, that guy woulda went Slamputee on yo' ass... Fosheezie!
1. Whilst shitting on a porto-shitter, one receives head. This is not a blumpkin seeing that one receives the fellatio whilst shitting on a porto-shitter and not on a normal shitter.

The term was coined by the great band Zebrahead while on the Warped Tour in 2006. When I asked the story behind it, I was told “Use your imagination…”
Mick: Hey dood Where have you been for the last 30 minutes!? you missed AFI!!!

Jimmy: Dude! that cum dumpster we met by that merch booth gave me a sumptee in that shit shed over there!!!
Sumptee by Cameron Stuart December 13, 2008

shumpuzee 

A fat male who eats fastly with his mouth open.
Jared is a shumpuzee who ate his lunch in less than 5 minutes.
shumpuzee by Dave March 5, 2004

stupeteer 

One out of a group of a few (presumably three) stupid people.
Person 1: "What's with them"
Person 2: "Yeah aren't they stupeteer?"
stupeteer by Vinyl Vortex December 2, 2015
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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