20 definitions by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!)

Crunk Cup

A goblet or chalice that "pimps" carry around with them at social gatherings. Usually ridiculously decorated in a "sparkly" fashion. In fact, it looks like someone gave a kid with ADD infinite access to a "Bedazzler" and a china cabinet. Usually carries around "Cristal" (krih-stahl) immitations and such.

"That cup's spackled more with diamonds than my toilet with shit after I eat too mush Taco del Mar!"
"Word dawg, thass a Crunk Cup all up in dis."
"So that's what happened to my goddamn Bedazzler..."
"Niggah what?"

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) September 30, 2004

Bling-Bling

Jewelry or Riches.
Mainly "Gold" or "Platinum" and "Diamonds" are the source of all of this.

Man, you see dat wiggah? He be bling-blingin' it up, Fosheezie!

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) October 20, 2002

Der

Used to simplify such expressions as:
"No Shit!"
"Whatever!"
"Really?!"

Der, I think I know how to be bling-blingin'it up!

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) October 20, 2002

Yo

1) Substitution for "Greetings!"
2) Dislexic Rabbi speak
3) Filler-speech when a need to look "gangsta" is at hand
4) Half of a "Yo-yo"

1) "Yo Homeslice!"
2) "Yo vei!"
3) "Dat Crunk Cup is the shit, yo yo yo!"
4) "I... forgot... mah... helmet... on... da... short... bus... wiff... mah... Yo-... *drools and falls off highchair*"

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) September 30, 2004

Corpsicle

When a deceased male obtains an erection.

Caitlin-Brea's favourite pass-time.

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) December 16, 2002

fag

A word used by people who are just slightly smarter than the average ground slug to describe another person/thing 's actions, speech, or state of mind. Individiuals who use this word most often do not realize that they are in fact exploring their own, closeted sexuality in a futile attempt at ego (phallic) stroking.

Wow! That brand new sweater-vest makes James Joyce look like a fag! Oh wait... It's just a KFC-Grease stain.

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) November 23, 2002

Fugger

Slang term meaning "Fucker"

Come 'ere and shut the Faulk up, or the last thing goin' through yer 'ead'll be my boot ya Stoopid Fugger!

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) October 20, 2002