20 definitions by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!)

A goblet or chalice that "pimps" carry around with them at social gatherings. Usually ridiculously decorated in a "sparkly" fashion. In fact, it looks like someone gave a kid with ADD infinite access to a "Bedazzler" and a china cabinet. Usually carries around "Cristal" (krih-stahl) immitations and such.
"That cup's spackled more with diamonds than my toilet with shit after I eat too mush Taco del Mar!"
"Word dawg, thass a Crunk Cup all up in dis."
"So that's what happened to my goddamn Bedazzler..."
"Niggah what?"
Jewelry or Riches.
Mainly "Gold" or "Platinum" and "Diamonds" are the source of all of this.
Man, you see dat wiggah? He be bling-blingin' it up, Fosheezie!
Used to simplify such expressions as:
"No Shit!"
"Whatever!"
"Really?!"
Der, I think I know how to be bling-blingin'it up!
1) Substitution for "Greetings!"
2) Dislexic Rabbi speak
3) Filler-speech when a need to look "gangsta" is at hand
4) Half of a "Yo-yo"
1) "Yo Homeslice!"
2) "Yo vei!"
3) "Dat Crunk Cup is the shit, yo yo yo!"
4) "I... forgot... mah... helmet... on... da... short... bus... wiff... mah... Yo-... *drools and falls off highchair*"
A word used by people who are just slightly smarter than the average ground slug to describe another person/thing 's actions, speech, or state of mind. Individiuals who use this word most often do not realize that they are in fact exploring their own, closeted sexuality in a futile attempt at ego (phallic) stroking.
Wow! That brand new sweater-vest makes James Joyce look like a fag! Oh wait... It's just a KFC-Grease stain.
Come 'ere and shut the Faulk up, or the last thing goin' through yer 'ead'll be my boot ya Stoopid Fugger!