shumpuzee 

A fat male who eats fastly with his mouth open.

Jared is a shumpuzee who ate his lunch in less than 5 minutes.

shumpuzee by Dave March 5, 2004

stumputee 

noun; person with a missing limb who retains the stump where a limb formerly was; stump+amputee = stumputee

"So my brother got his hand caught in a compactor and now he's a stumputee"
"Dude, you can't park there, it's for handicapped people and stumputees"

stumputee by BlairBear December 14, 2008