Sumptee 

1. Whilst shitting on a porto-shitter, one receives head. This is not a blumpkin seeing that one receives the fellatio whilst shitting on a porto-shitter and not on a normal shitter.

The term was coined by the great band Zebrahead while on the Warped Tour in 2006. When I asked the story behind it, I was told “Use your imagination…”

Mick: Hey dood Where have you been for the last 30 minutes!? you missed AFI!!!

Jimmy: Dude! that cum dumpster we met by that merch booth gave me a sumptee in that shit shed over there!!!

Sumptee by Cameron Stuart December 13, 2008

Jeremy Sumpter 

One good-looking actor who recently played Peter in the family film, "Peter Pan." He also is in the CBS drama, "Clubhouse." Yes, he may only be 15, but dag yo.. he's one sexy beast. Even his lisp is hot.

No words or examples could truly define J-man.

Jeremy Sumpter by Whitney October 7, 2004

Jeremy Sumpter 

Jeremy Sumpter is an actor that plays in Just a dream,local boys, frality,peter pan, and he plays in the new show Clubhouse. In clubhouse he plays Pete Young. He is a sexy biotch!!! i love him!!

he is hot! and sexy and a good actor

Jeremy Sumpter by wendy_wanna_be October 23, 2004

jeremy sumpter 

cute guy from peter pan

hottie with a good body

jeremy sumpter by briana January 10, 2004

Jeremy Sumpter 

The young actor who made his first huge hit in the movie Frailty, but has become more popular with his most recent film, Peter Pan. Definitely completely hot for a kid.

"That Jeremy Sumper is sure one sexy mother trucker."

Jeremy Sumpter by baseball_rox_my_world April 12, 2004

jeremy sumpter 

Jeremy Sumpter is turning 16 on the 5th of febuary. he is hot, sexxi, and EVERY THING about him makes me melt! i adore him and i got peter pan for x-mas!

Jeremy Sumpter is my boooooooooo!!! <3

jeremy sumpter by sarah January 7, 2005

sumptering 

Acting as a know it all when it comes to sports but living off past accomplishments of a team. Knowing nothing about the current standing of said team, along with gloating about the team for which you've never taken the time to visit at their home stadium.

You've been sumptering about this team for years, but still haven't taken the time to even visit the stadium, classic sumptering fan. Do you even know anyone on the current roster or are you going to just continue to live off of the championships you won 25 years ago?

sumptering by RandonDonald May 12, 2016