stufumbled

A combination of stumbled and fumbled. Usually happens to inexperienced hand-walkers.

He stubbed his finger on the curb and stufumbled face first onto the sidewalk.

by MangoBomberz October 18, 2012

stumbledick

An older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. They can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the REAL dive bars no one goes to except stumbledicks).

Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick

"Hey man have you been up to the Dawg House?"

"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."

by MarLo Stanfieldd January 11, 2016

stumbledancing

When you've been drinking while listening to great music while drunk, and think you're dancing fantastically but you're so drunk you're pretty much just stumbling around the room in somewhat approximation to the beat of the music.

"Look at that fool stumbledancing all around the discotech!"

by Dr. Bighead March 26, 2022

Strumbled

A break or a pause in a sentence.

Apollo strumbled in his sentence when he yawned.

by Hayyyybaebae December 16, 2022

Stumbled On

A subtle way for a Hoe to say she fucked a guy accidentally on purpose.

Abby stumbled on five guys on Saturday night included two mounted police officers.

by OPB April 24, 2019

Stumbled

When you accidentally complete a puzzle/When you don’t know how you beat the puzzle

Guy 1: How did you complete that puzzle
Guy 2: I stumbled to the answer

by Generic Name II July 2, 2023

Stumbled upon

Ha! Hahaha! You mean 'been thrown at!?' Is that what you mean!? Hahaha!

Hym "Hahahahaha! I LOVE that that is your response to that question! Ha! 'Stumbled upon.' That is PRICELESS! You know, speaking of magnets, that brings me back to my fat-cock pheromone theory. I bet you a million dollars they have some kind of pheromone-adjacent property. I'm pretty sure I told someone to study that but I'm still waiting on it to get back to me. Hurry it up! "

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023